Best Friend: OMG, I'm reading the Lightning Thief and it's SO good. But I'm only at the part where they play capture the flag so please don't spoil anything
Me: Gabe is Percy's mother
Me: His mom adopted him
Me: Luke is in love with Percy
Me: Annabeth becomes a goddess
Me: Annabeth and Percy hate each other
Me: His mom marries Hades
Me: Luke kills himself because Percy loves Clarisse
Me: Grover drowns Annabeth
Me: And Percy dies
Best Friend:...
Me: 😁
Best Friend: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
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Percy Jackson Stuff
RandomBasically jokes, puns, rants, and other stuff about Percy Jackson. If you have a Percy Jackson joke, please PM me Disclaimer: This book is for Percy Jackson fans only. If you aren't a Percy Jackson fan, then stop reading the dam book (it's a dam Pe...
