Me: I wonder if I'm a child of Poseidon?
*1 hour later*
Lifeguard: Why did you try to breath underwater?
Me: Dam it
*Looks at cliff*
Me: I bet I'm a child of Zeus
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Percy Jackson Stuff
RandomBasically jokes, puns, rants, and other stuff about Percy Jackson. If you have a Percy Jackson joke, please PM me Disclaimer: This book is for Percy Jackson fans only. If you aren't a Percy Jackson fan, then stop reading the dam book (it's a dam Pe...