Jason: Peanut butter m&m's forever
Leo: SKITTLES!!!!!
Piper: Sour Patch Kids
Clarisse: Salmon
Piper: Salmon sour patch kids?
Clarisse: No, the fish
Percy: YOU EAT FISH? YOU MURDERER. FISH ARE MY BRETHREN!!
Clarisse: You eat fish too
Percy: What? I would never
Clarisse: Don't lie to me. I saw you eating goldfish yesterday
Percy: You mean goldfish are made from real fish?
Clarisse: That's right, loser
Percy:
Percy: Oh my gods.
Percy: I'm a dead man
Percy: My dad's going to kill me
Annabeth:
Annabeth: So who's going to tell him
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