Percy: I've saved the world twice, I've held up the sky. I'm a grown man, Mom
Sally: Doesn't matter. If you don't eat the vegetables, no candy for a month
Percy: *looks horrified*
Percy: You wouldn't
Sally: Try me
Percy: Not the candy
Sally: Not. Even. The. Blue. Ones.
Percy: *puts hand over chest*
Paul:
Paul: So, how's Annabeth?
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