Jingle Bells
Octavian smells
Jason got hit by a brick
Nick's gay
Leo's sassy
Frazel all the way!
Dam!Dashing through the snow
With the Set Monster (that's fine)
Phillip of Macedonia
Not far behind
Horus thundering over
Hindenburg's farting
Zia is cracking
And Sadie's cursing
Ha-di!Jingle Bells
Thor smells
Loki flew away
Randolph died
And Magnus cried
Lester's on the way
Hey!Merry Christmas. And for those of you that don't celebrate it, happy holidays!
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