Zeus to Thalia: I guess you can live
Athena to Annabeth: You have failed me
Hermes to Luke:
Poseidon to Percy: YO, WHAT'S UP, MA MAIN MAN? HOW ARE THINGS WITH THE WHOLE SAVING THE WORLD? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! OH, BY THE WAY, SOME SERIOUS STUFF IS HAPPENING SO BRACE YOURSELF.
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