Zoe: What's so funny about that?
Percy: Nothing
Zoe: I am a lieutenant, a constellation, how dare you make fun of me?
Thalia: Don't start a dam war, Zoe
Grover: Yeah, take a dam chill pull, Zoe
Percy: Dam right
Zoe: What does dam mean?????
Grover: It's something that holds water back, oh my gods, Zoe, you uncultured swine
Zoe: What did you just say?
Grover: Um, nothing
Zoe: Me, an uncultured swine? At least I don't eat forks
Percy: Oh slay
Thalia: You're pretty good, for a constellation
Zoe: At least I'm not afraid of heights
Thalia: Oh no you didn't
Grover: Where has this conversation gone?
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RandomBasically jokes, puns, rants, and other stuff about Percy Jackson. If you have a Percy Jackson joke, please PM me Disclaimer: This book is for Percy Jackson fans only. If you aren't a Percy Jackson fan, then stop reading the dam book (it's a dam Pe...
