Me vs. Mortals (aka ignorant friends)

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Mortal (friend): I ship Lazel so hard

Me: Oh really? I Argo II Frazel

Mortal: Well, I Titanic Lazel

Me: Didn't the Titanic sink? 

Mortal:...

Me: *Victory screech*

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