Percy: Is that even a question? Coke, duh
Dionysus: Finally, Peter said something relatively intelligent
Bacchus: No, you idiots. Pepsi
Leo: I'd have to side with Bacchus on this one
Dionysus: Do you dare defy Dionysus? I'll turn you into a dolphin
Leo: Eeh! Eeh! Eeh!
Percy: Yeah, man
Frank: What's happening
Jason: I think they're speaking fish
Percy: It's dolphin, you uncultured peasant
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