Zeus: Oh yeah, Calypso, the girl we promised to free, but never did. Oops
Hades: See, if I were the king of the gods, I would have offered Calypso a place on Mount Olympus. And made her a crown of bones
Calypso: No thank you, Lord Hades
Hades: Look at this respect. Nico, why can't you be like that?
Nico: I do what I want
Hera: Let me try. Calypso, braid my hair
Calypso: No, your highness
Hera: Your highness. This is great
Hephaestus: Calypso, kick Hera
Calypso: no, your honor
Hephaestus: Wow, we should keep Calypso here
Apollo: Calypso, listen to my haikus
Calypso: yeah, bye
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