EXO: Imagine that You and your bias got a son.
Baekhyun: I must teach you how to wear eyeliner, Baek junior.
You: But... he is a boy.
Baekhyun: I'm a boy too, remember? *Blink his eyes for many times*
You: *face-palm*
Suho: Just tell me everything you want, I can get it with my card, baby. You want a car? *Talk to the baby*
You: he's still a baby, Suho.
Suho: you want a house? Gucci? I can buy it.
You: *sigh*
Dyo: I will teach you how to cook so that you don't have to burden your mom. Besides, her cooking is bad. *Whisper*
You: I heard that, you know?
Dyo: *grin innocently*
Sehun: I'll name you Luhan. You'll love bubble tea and altho(also) Luhan.
You: Luhan? But I want to name him....
Sehun: thhh(shh) mommy. I'm buthy(busy) with Luhan junior here.
You: *sobs*
Kai: you have to be as sexy as me. Your mother ain't that sexy.
You: what?
Kai: I just tell him a fact *smiles*
Chanyeol: Hello baby. Have a nice voice like me and melt all the girls in the world! *Derp*
You: Don't teach him something nonsense.
Chanyeol: it's fact. You fall for me because of my voice, right?
You: *blush*
Xiumin: Oh my God! Look at your cheeks, baby!! *drool*
You: he's your son not food! *Crisscross hands*
Xiumin: I know I know *still drooling*
Lay: *heal* *heal* *heal*
You: what are you doing, Lay?
Lay: Heal the baby.
You: *wide-eyed*
Chen: You're so cute! Just like your mother!
You: Awhhhh thanks Chen.
Chen: geez, I'm kidding. *Laugh*
You: *throw everything to him*
Luhan: look at you cutie cutie son. Your eyes sparkling like me! You must grow beautifully!
You: he's a boy doesn't he supposed to grow handsomely?
Luhan: no. I'm beautiful.
You: *sigh* *sobs*
Tao: hey Panda junior! Look! You have that dark circle too! I'll teach you the martial arts!
You: and make people laugh! *Laughing*
Tao: *give a death glares*
You: *gulp*
Kris: you'll be Kriscasso Junior! My drawing is just too cool! You must be a cold guy who doesn't eat chicken!
You: but now you love chicken right?
Kris: err... uhhh... *hide the chicken that he take from the kitchen*
You: *face-palm*
[A/N: geez I don't know bout you guys but I laugh when I wrote this xD *full of myself*]
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Exo & Lil Bit Of Suju Imagines [REQUEST CLOSED]
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