Exo & Lil Bit Of Suju Imagines [REQUEST CLOSED]

EXO Imagines

EXO: Imagine that You and your bias got a son.

Baekhyun: I must teach you how to wear eyeliner, Baek junior.

You: But... he is a boy.

Baekhyun: I'm a boy too, remember? *Blink his eyes for many times*

You: *face-palm*

Suho: Just tell me everything you want, I can get it with my card, baby. You want a car? *Talk to the baby*

You: he's still a baby, Suho.

Suho: you want a house? Gucci? I can buy it.

You: *sigh*

Dyo: I will teach you how to cook so that you don't have to burden your mom. Besides, her cooking is bad. *Whisper*

You: I heard that, you know?

Dyo: *grin innocently*

Sehun: I'll name you Luhan. You'll love bubble tea and altho(also) Luhan.

You: Luhan? But I want to name him....

Sehun: thhh(shh) mommy. I'm buthy(busy) with Luhan junior here.

You: *sobs*

Kai: you have to be as sexy as me. Your mother ain't that sexy.

You: what?

Kai: I just tell him a fact *smiles*

Chanyeol: Hello baby. Have a nice voice like me and melt all the girls in the world! *Derp*

You: Don't teach him something nonsense.

Chanyeol: it's fact. You fall for me because of my voice, right?

You: *blush*

Xiumin: Oh my God! Look at your cheeks, baby!! *drool*

You: he's your son not food! *Crisscross hands*

Xiumin: I know I know *still drooling*

Lay: *heal* *heal* *heal*

You: what are you doing, Lay?

Lay: Heal the baby.

You: *wide-eyed*

Chen: You're so cute! Just like your mother!

You: Awhhhh thanks Chen.

Chen: geez, I'm kidding. *Laugh*

You: *throw everything to him*

Luhan: look at you cutie cutie son. Your eyes sparkling like me! You must grow beautifully!

You: he's a boy doesn't he supposed to grow handsomely?

Luhan: no. I'm beautiful.

You: *sigh* *sobs*

Tao: hey Panda junior! Look! You have that dark circle too! I'll teach you the martial arts!

You: and make people laugh! *Laughing*

Tao: *give a death glares*

You: *gulp*

Kris: you'll be Kriscasso Junior! My drawing is just too cool! You must be a cold guy who doesn't eat chicken!

You: but now you love chicken right?

Kris: err... uhhh... *hide the chicken that he take from the kitchen*

You: *face-palm*

[A/N: geez I don't know bout you guys but I laugh when I wrote this xD *full of myself*]