Exo & Lil Bit Of Suju Imagines [REQUEST CLOSED]

★ EXO AUTOCORRECT ★

Read the a/n if you're wondering why am I here lol .

Totally inspired by EXO Got An Autocorrect on Asianfanfics. You guys can check it out~

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HunHan;

⇨ Sehun texting Luhan.

Sehun: Hey Lu hyung, it's so hot outside. You should not cover your whore face because you might get sweaty ~

Luhan: I'm sorry?

Sehun: Oh My God!! I mean WHOLE. Whole, alright? Shit autocorrect.

⇨ Luhan texting Sehun.

Luhan: Hey, I've heard about your cat. You have my condoms.

Sehun: Wow Luhan. Angel is my favorite cat and I no need that now.

Luhan: Wtf?! I mean condolences. Stupid autocorrect.

Sehun: I'm about to ambush you. :)

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BaekYeol:

⇨ Baekhyun texting Chanyeol.

Baekhyun: Yeol, I think I'll get pregnant tonight.

Chanyeol: Are you sure, Baek? I mean, we should discuss about this first.

Baekhyun: Why should I discuss with you? :/

Chanyeol: Babe, read your first message.

Baekhyun: wth..... I typed preparation and why the hell it came out as pregnant? I swear I'm gonna throw this phone _(._.)_

Chanyeol: Is your phone 'smart' phone though? :p

⇨ Chanyeol texting Baekhyun.

Chanyeol: I'll bring you to our special dirty tonight.

Baekhyun:  Special what?

Chanyeol: Shit. I swear I typed dinner.... /mentally kick this phone out from universe/

Baekhyun: Oh Yeol.... hahahahaha.

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TaoRis:

⇨ Kris texting Tao.

Kris: Babe. My friend, Dick wants to meet you.

Tao: I meet 'him' almost every night, babe.

Kris: oh my gosh... My friend's name is Dickson and this autocorrect.... I swear....

⇨ Tao texting Kris

Tao: Kris, I think I can't hold it anymore. The babies are really really want to die.

Kris: Uh, Tao. I'd never think you would kill such cutie things.

Tao: What?! It's a total shit. I mean, who always get happy ending in life huh?!

Kris: What are you talking about? Please read your first message......

Tao: .......... X﹏X I was talking about Barbies not babies...... shit..

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KaiSoo:

⇨ Kai texting D.O

Kai: Hey, D.O, wanna get dirty together tonight?

D.O: Kai, I appreciate your invitation but.. we're not ready for that, believe me.

Kai: What?

D.O: What? O_O

Kai: Fvck I mean wanna get dinner together tonight fck this autocorrect.

⇨ D.O texting Kai

D.O: Hey Kai, does nose sounds good to be our dinner tonight?

D.O: What?! I mean needles.

D.O: fck why is this autocorrect against my life?

D.O: Hello? Kai?

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XiuChen:

⇨ Xiumin texting Chen

Xiumin: Are you at home? Can I come over? I heard that you're sick. I wanna give you some Porsche to make you better.

Chen: You're one totally hella freaking rich guy.

Xiumin: Huh? :O

Chen: Read your text.

Xiumin: I mean porridge not Porsche. Stupid autocorrect.

Chen: I was about to jump to galaxy.

⇨ Chen texting Xiumin

Chen: Hey, Uminnie. How about we go to get some bitch air and comfort ourselves.

Xiumin: Hm, Chen. Are you sure it'll work?

Chen: Of course! Why?

Xiumin: I think it must be your autocorrect's.

Chen: Haizz. I mean beach air. Shit.

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SuLay:

⇨ Suho texting Lay

Suho: You're my one Addison and I'm waiting for some more <3

Lay: Since when am I Addison? :O Are you.. possibly cheating behind me?

Suho: What I was type is, Addiction not Addison. Autocorrect.

⇨ Lay texting Suho

Lay: Suho, I need an accounting now.

Suho: I'm a singer not an accounting.

Lay: What I was meant was, accompany. Grrrrr!!!

Suho: Sure, will be there <3 bye Darlene.

Lay: Who's Darlene?!

Suho: I type darling... why was this whole world against mine now?!

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DONE. I hope this will be alright, though. Hahaha okay to explain why am I here is because I am bored. Bored as hell. I know I should be in hiatus but whatever haha. I just like to update so here I am, updating hehe.

I maybe got inspired by EXO Got An Autocorrect but these ideas are mine. Enjoy ^^