Text messages from member to another member.
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Baekhyun to Chanyeol.
Baekhyun: Hey Yeol, wanna have some cock? I have plenty of it!
Chanyeol: uhh.. what an intimidating invitation.. but isn't it sounds inappropriate for now?
Baekhyun: what so inappropriate about it Yeol?
Baekhyun: oh wait! Did I just typed out Coke as Cock? Oh my Gosh, I can't even LOL.
Chanyeol: figured :D
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Kai to Sehun.
Kai: It's great that I finally gotta bang with Kyungsoo hyung!
Sehun: oh. Congratulations then. /inserting awkward smiles/
Kai: what's so awkward?
Sehun: Well, you just told me you bang D.O hyung so.. it's kinda awkward for me.
Kai: wtf?! Did I? I just feel grateful that I gotta hang out with Kyungsoo not bang him! xD I'm sorry Sehun!
Sehun: Gosh, later on, check your typos =_=
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Suho to Kris.
Suho: Kao is seriously getting on my nerves.
Kris: who?
Suho: read again please.
Kris: I read it for almost God knows how many times now, Junmyeon. -_-
Suho: oh pardon, I meant Kai. Kai. Not Kao. Who the hell is Kao. Sorry, my bad. :)
Kris: -,-
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D.O to Lay.
D.O: I just saw chocolates in your closet! You better clean them up!
Lay: what? But why?
D.O: CHOCOLATES! Disgusting!
Lay: which one? I'm getting confuse.... why would they be disgusting?
D.O: Lay hyung! I swear I'm going to burn your closet!
Lay: you'll melt the chocolates (o_o)
D.O: what chocolates? ._.
Lay: you've been talking about chocolates, Dyo.
D.O: oh! My bad. It's cockroaches! They're disgusting! Get them clean!
Lay: haha. :'D
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Luhan to Xiumin.
Luhan: Hi Xiu-ge.
Xiumin: hey Luhan. Wanna get some porncorn?
Luhan: ......
Xiumin: What's wrong?
Luhan: I don't know I'm not in the mood to have it... especially now.. :)
Xiumin: what? (.-.)
Xiumin: omfg! I wanna type popcorn not porncorn! Gosh why does typo even exist!?
Luhan: I'm glad I'm not even turning on yet LMFAO.
Xiumin: ......
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Chen to Tao.
Chen: hey Tao, wanna have goofy?
Tao: why would I want that?
Chen: I don't know, it's your favorite :)
Tao: what the hell?
Chen: is this how you treat your kind hyung! You ungrateful panda! D':
Tao: dafuq?
Chen: fuck off!
Chen: what! Wait! I meant to ask you wanna have Gucci not goofy! Goddawmnit! What the heck.
Chen: hello?
Chen: Tao?
Chen: :(
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