Exo & Lil Bit Of Suju Imagines [REQUEST CLOSED]

EXO TYPOS.

Text messages from member to another member.

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Baekhyun to Chanyeol.

Baekhyun: Hey Yeol, wanna have some cock? I have plenty of it!

Chanyeol: uhh.. what an intimidating invitation.. but isn't it sounds inappropriate for now?

Baekhyun: what so inappropriate about it Yeol?

Baekhyun: oh wait! Did I just typed out Coke as Cock? Oh my Gosh, I can't even LOL.

Chanyeol: figured :D

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Kai to Sehun.

Kai: It's great that I finally gotta bang with Kyungsoo hyung!

Sehun: oh. Congratulations then. /inserting awkward smiles/

Kai: what's so awkward?

Sehun: Well, you just told me you bang D.O hyung so.. it's kinda awkward for me.

Kai: wtf?! Did I? I just feel grateful that I gotta hang out with Kyungsoo not bang him! xD I'm sorry Sehun!

Sehun: Gosh, later on, check your typos =_=

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Suho to Kris.

Suho: Kao is seriously getting on my nerves.

Kris: who?

Suho: read again please.

Kris: I read it for almost God knows how many times now, Junmyeon. -_-

Suho: oh pardon, I meant Kai. Kai. Not Kao. Who the hell is Kao. Sorry, my bad. :)

Kris: -,-

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D.O to Lay.

D.O: I just saw chocolates in your closet! You better clean them up!

Lay: what? But why?

D.O: CHOCOLATES! Disgusting!

Lay: which one? I'm getting confuse.... why would they be disgusting?

D.O: Lay hyung! I swear I'm going to burn your closet!

Lay: you'll melt the chocolates (o_o)

D.O: what chocolates? ._.

Lay: you've been talking about chocolates, Dyo.

D.O: oh! My bad. It's cockroaches! They're disgusting! Get them clean!

Lay: haha. :'D

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Luhan to Xiumin.

Luhan: Hi Xiu-ge.

Xiumin: hey Luhan. Wanna get some porncorn?

Luhan: ......

Xiumin: What's wrong?

Luhan: I don't know I'm not in the mood to have it... especially now.. :)

Xiumin: what? (.-.)

Xiumin: omfg! I wanna type popcorn not porncorn! Gosh why does typo even exist!?

Luhan: I'm glad I'm not even turning on yet LMFAO.

Xiumin: ......

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Chen to Tao.

Chen: hey Tao, wanna have goofy?

Tao: why would I want that?

Chen: I don't know, it's your favorite :)

Tao: what the hell?

Chen: is this how you treat your kind hyung! You ungrateful panda! D':

Tao: dafuq?

Chen: fuck off!

Chen: what! Wait! I meant to ask you wanna have Gucci not goofy! Goddawmnit! What the heck.

Chen: hello?

Chen: Tao?

Chen: :(

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HI I'M BACK!

Kekekeke okay bye.