Fake Maknae's Birthday Scenario

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by Amayaachihaa

by Amayaachihaa

When EXO celebrating Xiumin's birthday!

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Suho: Aigoo uri Minseok!! Saengil chukhaeyo! Tell me everything you want! I'll buy it for you! *show off his card to Xiumin* (Xiumin: I only want Baozi) Uh.. *keeps his card in his pocket*

Baekhyun: Hyung!! Happy birthday! Please talk more and do you want an eyeliner? (Xiumin: no thanks. Baozi) NO. Eyeliner is better for you.

D.O: Minseok hyung!! Happy birthday! I would like to cook for you! Say anything you want! (Xiumin: Baozi) Err.. okay...

Chanyeol: Hyung! You're a half 50 now! *Creepy smiles* (Xiumin: Uh.. thanks? *run from le derp Chanyeol*)

Kai: Hyung! Happy birthday! I love you hyung~! (Xiumin: Awh thankyou Kai!)

Sehun: Happy Old Day Mintheok hyung! I love you! Grow older and healthier. And pleathe thtop(stop) being too clothed(closed) with Lu Hyung *murmurs* (Xiumin: .............)

Kris: Ayo Minseok yo yo. Wishing happy birthday for you and no gifts because presents aren't my style~ *walks away like a diva* (Xiumin: Mwo?!...........)

Luhan: Xiu Ge!! Saengil Chukha hamnida!! *bbuing bbuing* (Xiumin: Awhhh!! *pinch Luhan's cheeks)

Lay: Errr *rub his neck* (Xiumin: do you remember something?) Errr.. happy birthday? (Xiumin: finally! Thanks unicorn!!) Eh? Today is his birthday? O_o"

Chen: Xiu Hyung! Happy birthday! *gives Xiumin a box* (Le Xiumin excited to open the box and jump because in it is a cat! Yah!!) Hahahaha!! You've got trolled! *hug Xiumin* saranghae hyung! There's baozi in your room anyways.

Tao: Xiumin gege! Saengil chukhaeyo! Saranghae! Here's you baozi *giving a bag of baozi* (Xiumin: Awh thankyou dongsaeng!! *jump because of happiness)

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Author: Xiuminnie oppa!!!! It's 12.30 ㏂ now at Korea. I guess this is the right time. Kim Min Seok oppa!! Saengil chukha hamnida!! You're a cute hyung and I guess supposed to be maknae (but you and luhan are fake maknae oh well) and no one would believe that you're actually 25 years old! I always ship XiuHan XiuHo XiuKris XiuTao XiuHyun XiuChen XiuHun XiuLay XiuSoo XiuKai XiuChan (oh well I ship you with every members). You always cleaning for the lazy members (lol) and you always take care of your dongsaengs! Have a bright day ahead oppa! Saranghaeyo!!