Exo & Lil Bit Of Suju Imagines [REQUEST CLOSED]

★ EXO ★

When EXO Become a Babysitter.

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Baby: /crying hard/

Sehun: Hey, why are you crying? Do you want milk? /look around/ opsie~ I don't have any but here, you can take my bubble tea~ /give the baby his bubble tea/

Baby: /chocks/ umma too many bubbles!

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Kai: Hey, wanna do something?

Baby: ................

Kai: Lemme show you a new dance that I choreographed. /start to dance/

Baby: /drools/

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Tao: You know, when you grows up, you have to buy everything with brand. Like Gucci, Prada, Chanel, Supreme and such.

Baby: ........

Tao: You should ask your parents to bring you to the zoo. You need to know pandas! They're cute! Like me! /Grins widely/

Baby: /Giving Tao a hard judging look/

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Baby: /cry/

D.O: /look at the baby/ (⊙o⊙)？

Baby: /cry more/

D.O: Here, baby. Are you hungry? I made kimchi fried rice!

Baby: /Dies/

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Chanyeol: /laughs/ hahahahahahahahahaha look you're tiny hahahahahaha you're so short hahahahahahaha.

Baby: /rolls his/her eyes and crawls away/

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Chen: What are you?

Baby: ...........

Chen: Why aren't you talk?

Baby: ...........

Chen: Hey! Aren't you the baby that on the advertisement?! Stupid little lies! It says you can talk and poop like a real babies! Haish! (he talked about the doll baby lol)

Baby: /mentally face-palm/

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Baby: /blink blink/

Baekhyun: omoooooo! You're so cute!!!

Baby: /chuckles/

Baekhyun: /evilly smile/ but cuter when I put on eyeliner for you!

Baby: wahhhhhhhhhh!!! /crawls real fast/

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Lay: /Look at the baby/

Baby: /look at him/

Lay: /look at the baby/

Baby: /look at him/

Lay: What are you? Why you're on your four legs while you have a figure like humans?

Baby: /face-palm/ Imma baby~ a human baby, forgetful uncle.

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Baby: /cry/

Suho: Aigoo so noisy. Take this card and buy yourself toys, kay cutie pie? /continue sleeping/

Baby: /blur (⊙o⊙)/

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Kris: Behold!!! I'm Wu Yi Fan! The Galaxy's King!!

Baby: /cry/

Kris: What?! Who disturb the king?! /look at the baby/ Ah, babies? Not my style /walks away with diva-ness/

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Luhan: Aoh, this baby is cute. /playing with the baby/

Baby: /chuckles in happiness/ he seems normal.

Luhan: But I'm cuter mwahahahahaha /walk away while flipping his hair/

Baby: /RIP/

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Xiumin: omo this baozi is very delicious I wish I could eat this like everyday!

???????: /cry cry cry/

Xiumin: Who cried?! /Widen his eyes immediately and look at his hands/ Omo!!! I ate the baby's cheeks!! Omo!!!!

Baby: goodbye world.

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Baby: wanna EXO as your babysitter? Think again guys /fly to heaven/

Muahahahahahahaha idk where I got this crappy idea but enjoy~ xD Thursday is coming~ See ya again~