The Heat of the Moment Sabriel/Destiel/ Michifer Highschool AU

Its All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Hurt

~Gabriel's POV~

Sam had managed to calm Gabriel down.

"Holy shit!" Lucifer burst into the room, faltering slightly as he seen how curled up Sam was around Gabriel and how puffy Gabriel's eyes were. He shook his head and darted to the window. "C'mon." He motioned for the both of them to get their asses over to the window. "Soo. Remember how I told mega bitch Raph would have a cow?"

"Yeah?"

"Well.." Lucifer dissolved into giggles. Michael walked into the room and saw the state Lucifer was in. He shook his head a bit in amusement. A fond smile crossing his features. "He literally has a cow."
Indeed it was true. Outside, there stood Raphael in the driveway. There beside him was a pretty girl, and he was holding a rope that led to a cow. They were talking and he handed the rope over to her.

"Anyone else find that hilarious? Or just me?"

"Just you Satan."

"Aww, you made Satan jokes! I'm proud of you Mikey!" Lucifer hopped up and wrapped an arm around Michael's shoulders.

"I see why Charlie ships it," Sam whispered. Gabriel nodded in agreement.

"Hate to break up whatever Luce is doing to the poor boy." A voice neither Winchester recognized spoke.

"Hey, Crowley." Gabriel untangled himself from Sam and got up.

"Hey! It's my favorite little prick." Crowley smirked and ruffled Gabriel's hair. "I see you have a pet moose."

"I'm Sam. Not moose." Sam bitch faced him.

"Get bent moose," Crowley smirked. "Lucifer. Who's your boy toy?"

"Wha- uh no Crowl-" Lucifer sputtered and Michael blushed.

"I see all three of my boys got boys of their own. Even Cas." Crowley leaned against the doorframe.

"We-we're just friends." Lucifer managed to regain his voice. "All of us. I swear."

"For now. For now. Where is my favorite Brit?"

"Balth? Drunk? Dead? In a tree? Who knows." Gabriel laughed. "He'll be happy to know you're here. We can all raise hell together." He smirked mischievously.

"First you have to reverse some stuff," Sam told him. Oh yeah. His hair was still blue.

"Hehe... About that Sammy... Just kidding, sometime soon." Gabriel grinned. Sam rolled his eyes and smacked Gabriel lightly upside the head. Suddenly screaming was heard downstairs.

"Raphael's home..." Lucifer went out into the hallway. Almost every Novak kid stepped out of their rooms. "Go back inside unless you want to be melted by Naomi's eyes cause I'm sure she can do that shit." They all ducked back into their rooms.

"You can't kick us out! We're family!"

"Watch me bitch. Out! Before something happens to your precious little car."

"This isn't over!"

"The hell it's not!"
The squabble was heard clearly but it ended quickly. A fuming Raphael game upstairs.

"Brothers. Winchesters. Crowley." He said curtly before storming into his room.

"Wanna play Mario Kart?" Gabriel suddenly asked now that downstairs was free. The four other boys nodded and they all headed downstairs to play. "Prepare to lose you little shit." Gabriel grabbed controllers.

"Excuse me. But who are you calling little? I'm pretty sure all of us here are taller than you Gabe." Sam chirped with a smirk. Gabriel shot him a playful glare.

"I ship it." Lucifer murmured to Michael who simply rolled his eyes.

     The game of Mario Kart started, and Sam won. A lot. This annoyed Gabriel. A lot.

"Eat my ass, Samuel! I can't do rainbow road!" Gabriel whined.

"Or anything else. Clearly." Sam smirked. Suddenly Gabriel lunged and stuffed a dirty sock in Sam's face.

"Gabe!" Sam went to squeak, but Gabriel used the opportunity to shove the sock into his mouth. Gabriel, amazingly, managed to pin down Sam while laughing like an escaped mental patient. He bent down until his face was mere inches from the other teen.

"Uncle?" He asked with a smirk, the smirk only widening as he noticed the slight blush. So maybe he does return my... Affections. Only when Sam nodded did Gabriel hop off of Sam. Sam spat out the sock and resisted the urge to slap Gabriel upside the head.

"Asshole."

"Yup."

Meanwhile, the other boys in the room watched in complete silence.

"So. That was awkward to watch." Crowley murmured to the rest while watching Gabriel give Sam a blatantly affectionate look as Sam huffed in annoyance.