Weekly Randoms

Just like NCIS!

This morning I woke up.

This morning I woke up on the floor.

This morning I woke up on the floor soaking wet.

This morning I woke up on the floor soaking wet and sore.

This morning I woke up on the floor soaking wet and sore in the downstairs hall.

I didn't really wake up in the morning it was about noon but I was on the floor! And you

ask how did the happen? Sometime during the dark of the night I went downstairs to get some-

thing to drink. On the way back I tripped over something imaginary. I must have hit my head

or some-thing because the next thing I knew it was daylight. And nobody seemed to care

that I was sprawled out on the floor. The all just stepped over my seemingly life-

less body and went about there day. If I had got so grape juice it would

have looked like blood, a murder scene like on TV. but nope.

None of them care, when I did wake I called out

to my sister and said, I've fallen

and can't get up!

She said, In a minute Fairly Odd Parents is on. Needless to say she never came to help.