Weekly Randoms

'Cuase we're too classy for Jerry Springer

Judge Judy!!

 It’s the video, I was looking for the opening of the show but I couldn’t find one. But I did find this video of this really dumb girl.  

The Picture to the side is of the 2 sandwich children in question. LOL as you can see they look nothing like me.  

Love aka Lisamaire aka Natasha was to be my lawyer but she was sleep for most of it. This court case took place in the early early morning.

  Eliza- Brooooklyn. Don't pretend you didn't love my sandwich. It was the epitome of sexiness ;P  

Me- Lies all of it. I plead the fifth!  

Eliza- Really?  Well then how do you explain this... * brings out picture of you making love to said sandwich* I rest my case.  

Me-  That's not me.   I rest my case! Good day  

Eliza-  Judgement for the plaintiff ... I think I said that right. :P   My sabdwhich  was epic..... And deep down you know it.   Your just scared to admit your feelings. Cause loving my sabdwhich will make you a sandwhich sexual. But we'd still love you the same brooks!'

Yes I said sabdwhich!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Me-   And I said Good DAY!  

Eliza- Are you going to deny your sandwhich children?  My client is quite adamant that their yours!    Little pbj and cheese.

  Me-  If it pleases the court. May we blow up the photo, the lovely Eliza has as evidence against me. If you look closely at the photo you can clearly see that the very good looking young man is not I. For it is Eliza Monroe herself! She is just trying to frame me to hide her own shameful acts And those children! They were made in a kitchen this morning!  

Eliza-  Erm. I call for a recess. My client and I would erm.. Like to discuss s fee things. * the sandwhich screams at you* " those kids are yours Brooklyn... And you know it!!!!  

Me- They look nothing like me.  The nose is all different! Besides I'm always safe I use napkins! :D  

Eliza- Lmao... I sent that message to myself. No wonder why I was late replying. Haha... The napkins don't always work. Sometimes they tear.  

Me- Not the quicker picker upper kind!  

Love- @SugarMonsta @Eliza_Monroe Lol I wake u to see this on my news feed Smh guys, and what were u two still doing up?  

Me- We were clearly having court, Love  

Eliza-  broooooooooooooooooooooooooklyn  

Me- Eliza how many time do I have to tell you its not my kid!  

Eliza- Also I just wanted to say that if your gonna deny your kids... Look little pbj and cheese in the.. Erm.. Crust? And tell them that.   Until then....THEY ARE YOURS!!!!!  I bid you good day now.

♥♥ Eliza Monroe.

  Me- I was moving the carpet to vacuum under it and there it was. Moneys  

Eliza- :O  Now you can pay child benefits.. My client should be pleased.

  Me-  No no I will spend that money on...um... soda and chips and candy! CANDY!!!!  

Eliza- * shakes my head at you* ladies and gentlemen of the jury... I rest my case.

  Me- Thats right! Put it to sleep. I have strong reason to believe the children in question are in fact yours! *Points finger across the room* That's right! You Eliza. You know the sandwich better than anyone. You even live with it. You refuse to give a DNA test because you already know what the out come would be. The Kids are not mine but in fact your OWN!!!

  Eliza- .... No comment!  

Me-  Was that not a comment?  

Love- So totally was! And I notice how you don’t deny it. Does this mean it's true?  

Me- That’s right!      

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