Emma's POV
I dusted off my shirt when I loaded the last box into the moving van.
"3456 Poppy Street, in Virginia." my mom reminded the truck driver, while getting into her own car. I climbed into the passenger seat.
"Why do we have to move?" I asked my mom, annoyed that I had to leave my home town, away from my friends. Oh wait, I have no friends.
"You know how much I had wanted to move since your dad died." my mom replied. I groaned, but than my stomach grumbled.
"Hungry." My mom asked, I shook my head no, because I knew it was because I always had horrible gas. I farted so hard, that my butt hole hurt.
"EWWWWWWWW." My mom screamed, opening all the windows in the car.
My face turned so red, "Sorry mum."I mumbled. The rest of the car ride was silent, stopping off for food, gas, and restrooms every once and awhile.
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We pulled into the driveway, admiring the beautiful, big, house. I couldn't believe we could afford such a big house because of all the meds my mom buys me for farting problems and butthole pain relief. We use up to 700 bottles a week. Yes, I fart a lot. The man came in, unloading the boxes in the house.
"Go meet the neighbors, make some new friends and try not to fart while you there," my mom suggested.
"Ok," I mumbled, stepping down the steps, to the neighbors.
When the person opened the door, I felt like pinning to the floor, and letting out all the fart I have held in in his mouth. Jacob Sartorius, or as I would like to call him Jacob Fartorius.
*Flashback*
I was taking the last bite of my big fat borrito. The judge walked up to me, to see my farting skills. I farted so loud, it was so powerful that it could blow away Matthew. It also smelled like, oof , words can't describe how it smelled. I was about to be given first place, until a late entry known as Jacob Fartorius. He showed off his skills and won first place. I would never forget that day.
*Flashback over*
"Ummmmm." Jacob said, waving his hand infront of my face.
I snapped back into reality, and give him a small smile.
"Hi, I'm Emma." I said, sticking my hand out for him to shake it. He shook it before replying,
"Jacob Sartorius,"
I smiled, "nice to meet you,"
"You too,"
I walked back to my house, to find my mother decorating the house. I ate some mac and cheese she made.
I went to my big room, to sleep.
From today, I have a new mission, DESTROY Jacob Sartorius .
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NEW book
ay no1 can hate me for making this book becoz I warned ALL fart fans not to read it... and i dont HATE jacob but nor do I like him
and see my cast ;)
HEHHEHEHHEHEHEHE k....
~souhaila
