Emma's POV
That dirt face. I still remember that amazing wiff of that sweaty fart. I wonder if his butt hole hurt that much. As much as mine would. I wonder if he takes pills. Back to my plan.
I go to my room and find my box full of arrows along with my bow. Yes! I can use these arrows to shoot his wall. My mission is not to kill him, but make his life miserable.
So I shot the arrow through his window! *Gasp* I see him farting into his dogs mouth. "I want you dead, Wiffer. I want you to die because every time I fart you do not say thank you for the amazing smell!" Jacob yelled at his half dead dog.
I heard the fart, and farted after, one of my many instincts. The dog heard it from the window. And jumped out to smell the amazing smell. "Hey Wiffer come back! Wait...what is that amazing smell? I smells like moldy cheese and garlic and oniony sweat. It's beautiful!!" I Gasp and run behind a tree. Wiffer is still chasing me, so I had to jump over the fence to my house.
Might not got Jacob Fartorius today, but I will one day...
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Little short update!
