Why did everything happen again? Why is my life repeating myself. Just earlier,I saw Jacob fart in his dogs mouth (see 2nd chapter).
"EMMA!" My mom called.
"WHAT?" i screamed back.
"I'M MOVING WITH AN OBESE BALD MAN WITH A HIPPO, AND A LIMO," She screams.
"WHAT? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?" Then again, she threw me money. 1trillion to be exact.
"BYE" She screamed before leaving. Then I realized, I'm going to see Jacob in a speedo again.
No! This deja vu MUST BE STOPPED! I had to find Souhaila Salt; something tells me she's behind all this. As I walked towards the Himalayan Mountains, a strange force seemed to push me towards Jacob's house, like it wanted me to go there. But I resisted and kept going.
Finally, after 4 decades, I reached the top of the isolated mountain. There the little hut was, and the willow tree and pile of salt outside. I kicked down the door and found Salt standing right in front of me, grinning creepily. She grabbed by long grey beard and said, "So, we finally meet again. After 40 years."
"What do you want from me, you witch?!" I screamed.
"Nice beard," she says. I look at my grey beard but back at her.
"WHAT HAPPENED!" I screamed. She picked up some salt and sprinkled it on me.
"What, wait. What are you doing?" I ask.
"Giving your beard a snowy look" SHe said. I spacked her hand and and the salt goes flying all over the floor. She looks at me with wide eyes and screamed,
"YOUR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"
It was so loud that I had to cover my ears.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY SALTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!"
---
I blinked rapidly and finally opened my eyes. I stood up and looked around to be met with my worst nightmare, even worse than Speedo Jacob. Seven people surrounded me.
Procaine, Beaver, Salt, Fartorius, Ghida, and my ex... Flamingeos.
-----------
The End
