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by fhlorant

by fhlorant

( SOCIAL MEDIA : CHAPTER TWELVE )
group chat

(new chat created by sebastian)
(daddy stans children)

sebastian:
hello my children
[8:30 pm]

you really need to stop
calling yourself daddy
[8:32 pm]

sebastian:
why?
the ladies love it ;)
[8:33 pm]

speaking on behalf of
all women
it's gross
[8:36 pm]

unknown:
i thought i was
your husband
how am i your
child as well?
[8:36 pm]

sebastian:
sorry, christopher
[8:37 pm]

oooo sebastian
used your birth name
[8:40 pm]

unknown:
who the heck is this?
[8:41 pm]

nunya business
[8:41 pm]

unknown:
that's rude
[8:42 pm]

sebastian:
don't be offended
that's just lillian for you
[8:43 pm]

hey!
i was trying to keep my
identity a secret
[8:45 pm]

unknown:
i hate you, seb
[8:46 pm]

sebastian:
why?
because i put you in
a conversation with lilli?
you're the one who
asked for her number
this was the easiest way
i can be involved with
the process of the talking
[8:48 pm]

unknown:
i literally only told you
i wanted her number
twenty one minutes ago
[delivered | 8:50 pm]

sebastian:
did expect me to wait?
[8:53 pm]

unknown:
yes! at least
twenty four hours
maybe even text her
and say:
i'm giving your number
to a friend
is that okay?
[8:55 pm]

sebastian:
not my fault you find her hot
[8:55 pm]

unknown:
i would have rather
just had a private conversation
with her
get to know her without
you being there!
[8:56 pm]

sebastian:
look, i'll delete the
group chat
you have her number now
go text her
[8:57 pm]

are you both really
that stupid?
really?
how could you not
have notice that you
were both
talking in the group
i mean how?
[9:00 pm]

unknown:
fuck
[9:01 pm]

sebastian:
shit
sorry you had to
see that, lillian
[9:03 pm]

nah it's all g
i now know that some guy
named chris evans
thinks I'm hot
[9:03 pm ]

sebastian:
some guy?
that's captain america
you're talking about!
[9:05 pm]

wow
i really didn't pay
attention in those movies
[9:06 pm]

sebastian:
you're a terrible person
[9:06 pm]

me? that's rich after
what i just witnessed
between you and chris
[9:10 pm]

sebastian:
daddy stan does not like this
daddy stan is leaving
[9:10 pm]

NOTE
thoughts?
personally, i didn't really like this one :(