SOCIAL MEDIA ↬ CHRIS EVANS [✓]

forty six.

( SOCIAL MEDIA : CHAPTER FORTY SIX )
call

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(foster called evans)

"mmm hey"

"did you just wake up?"
"oh my god! did i wake you up?"

"ahh yeah"

"oh i am so sorry..."
"wait, why am i sorry?"
"it's one in the afternoon"

"..."

"you're super hungover aren't you"

"well yeah"

"you literally just commented on my photo"
"so i don't actually believe you were asleep "

"i commented on your photo this morning"
"i decided to have a nap because i felt like dying"
"so technically, you woke me up from my nap"

"well it's your fault for getting hella drunk"

"you can't say hella drunk"
"that's my thing"

"i can say whatever the hell i want!"

"wow, feisty"

"shut the fuck up"

"language"

"i hate you"

"do you get the reference?"

"what?"

"language?"
"i said it in age of ultron?"
"it was super funny?"

"i've told you many times that i never paid attention when watching those movies"

"if we're going to be friends"
"you have to watch those movies"

"i thought we were already friends?"

"nope"
"not until you watch all of the captain america movies and all of the avengers movies"

"ahh fine"

"i will send you the order of what to watch them in"

"oh thank you!"
"that will help loads!"

"sarcasm is not wanted"

"it's part of my package, evans"
"deal with it"

"guess i have no choice"

"exactly!"

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NOTE
thoughts?
wow this was super boring!
i am so sorry for that