SOCIAL MEDIA ↬ CHRIS EVANS [✓]

twenty one.

( SOCIAL MEDIA : CHAPTER TWENTY ONE )
group chat

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(new name created by lillian: stupid drunks)
(loml was added to the chat)

sebastian:
how dare you add a
random person to this chat
and how dare you
change the name of the chat
[3:12 pm]

that 'random person' is lola
and i am sick of you calling
yourself daddy stan
so i changed it
[3:15 pm]

loml:
still very disappointed
in myself that i didn't
get your numbers on friday :(
[3:15 pm]

i mean you were kinda busy
getting drunk and having an
arm wrestle with sebastian
[3:17 pm]

evans:
don't forget the yelling
and the throwing of
many objects before that
[3:20 pm]

sebastian:
i don't remember any
objects sprawled across my
living room when i woke up?
[3:22 pm]

evans:
that's because i'm a
good boyfriend and clean up
[3:24 pm]

can you two just frickle-frack
already
you know you want to
[3:25 pm]

sebastian:
oh chris has someone
else in mind to do the
dirty with ;)
[3:25 pm]

evans:
if you're talking about
lillian then stop
because like i've said before
i don't like her like that
[3:26 pm]

loml:
well you should tell the
internet that
because everyone is freaking
out about lilli's post
there's a whole debate thing going on
chrilli or stanster
it's kinda funny actually
i mean everyone knows
that lilli and i are meant to be
[3:30 pm]

damn straight we're
meant to be!
[3:32 pm]

sebastian:
well i'm totally team chrilli
just saying
[3:34 pm]

evans:
what happen to us seb :(
[3:36 pm]

sebastian:
well I don't like being with a liar so...
daddy stan is now single
[3:40 pm]

oh god
here we are
back at this daddy stan bs
[3:43 pm]

evans:
what did i lie about?
[3:44 pm]

loml:
can i guess?
[3:46 pm]

sebastian:
go for it lollipop
[3:47 pm]

did you just call my
best friend lollipop?
[3:47 pm]

sebastian:
sure did
now what's your guess lollipop
[3:49 pm]

loml:
he lied about not liking lilli!
[3:50 pm]

sebastian:
we have a winner!
[3:52 pm]

guys
im really sick of all this
if evans says he doesn't like me
then he doesn't like me
get over it already
[3:56 pm]

evans:
thank you!
[3:59 pm]

sebastian:
wait
is his name in your phone as evans?
[4:00 pm]

yes...
[4:02 pm]

sebastian:
why does he get a nickname
in your phone and not me!
ive known you longer!
[4:03 pm]

loml:
god you're such a child seb
[4:05 pm]

and that is why you don't
have a nickname in my phone
[4:07 pm]

sebastian:
first you steal my
boyfriend now this!
what's the world come to!
[4:08 pm]

evans:
you broke up with me
[4:09 pm]

and i didn't steal him from you
you're the one who wants us
together!
[4:09 pm]

sebastian:
now you're making up lies
about me!
[4:10 pm]

loml:
i'm so happy you
added me to this chat
[4:11 pm]

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NOTE
thoughts?
super tired so might be shitty :/