If twilight characters texted each other

Edward and Nessie

Nessie: Dad, where r u?
Edward: I'm outside, is there something wrong?
Nessie: No, I just wanted to know where you were.
Edward: Awe, thanks, Nessie.
Nessie: Don't come in my room.
Edward: Wait, why?
Nessie: I'm busy.
Edward: Doing what?
Nessie: Reading, and it makes me really uncomfortable when you sit there and stare at me.
Edward: Oh...
Nessie: Yeah, I don't know how Mom was able to deal with you.
Edward: Okay... Um, enjoy your book.
Nessie: I will, it's a James Patterson.
Edward: Who?
Nessie: Teen author.
Edward: Oh... bye.
Nessie: Bye.