Edward: I can talk smack, but not behind your back. I'm a man of honor, or so they say. If someone insults my family, well, they're gonna pay! My name is Edward, and I've been 17 for awhile. When I glare at people, they don't usually smile.
Jake: You say you can talk smack. Boy, that's a load of crap. I'm the king of rapping, and that's what's happening. So here's a little story that I like to tell. Vampires are bloodsuckers, does that ring a bell?
My name is Jake, and that's how I roll. I think Edward Cullen is a troll.
Edward: Jake, no one calls you the king of rapping. And guess what? It's never happening. People call me the school's hottest guy. I honestly think that's a lie. People don't get that I'm a creep. Isn't it weird that I can't sleep?
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If twilight characters texted each other
FanfictionThis is totally random, and... HILARIOUS!
