If twilight characters texted each other

Edward and Harry

Harry: LMAO YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BLOCK ME? I'M A FREAKING WIZARD! UNBLOCKIOSA! HAHA!
Edward: WHAT THE HELL MAN? I'm not your dead friend! You're friend died. Okay? He died. I'm sorry, but he's (music starts) 🎶Dead and gone, dead and gone🎶
Harry: You realize that the actual lyrics to that song are The old me's dead and gone, dead and gone, right?
Edward: Yeah....
Harry: YOU JUST ADMITTED THAT YOU'RE CEDRIC!
Edward: WHAT?!? THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Harry: MWAHAHAHA!
Edward: You are a pain.
Harry: And you are a fake.
Edward: AM NOT!
Harry: ARE TO!
Edward: AM NOT!
Harry: ARE TO!
Edward: Screw it!
Harry: Dude, I'm married... And straight.
Edward: UGH! That's not what I meant!
Harry: Oh, really?
Edward: BUH-BYE!

Edward has blocked Harry.

Harry has preformed the unblockiosa spell.