If twilight characters texted each other

Tyler, Mike, Eric, and Jacob.(The Guys Rejected by Bella)

Tyler: Let's write a song.
Mike: YEAH!
Eric: About what?
Jacob: Being rejected.
Mike: By...
Everyone: BELLA.
Jacob: I took an army of vampire teens, for ya...
Mike: I rejected Jessica, for ya...
Tyler: I even smashed my van, for ya...
Eric: I would go through all this shame, yeah, take a horrid nickname....
Everyone: BUT YOU WON'T DO THE SAME!
Mike: Best.
Tyler: Song.
Jacob: YAAAASSSS!
*sing to the melody of 'Grenade' by Bruno Mars*