If twilight characters texted each other

What Alice thinks

Oooooh, those pumps are SO adorable! Dang, another future.

Wait, why do I see Edward and Bella... Oh gosh.

Bella needs to let me dress her.

Happy days are near. Not.

Jasper, oh.... I love him.

EDWARD OUTTA MY MIND!

Hey Edward? I don't like Jess. Thank goodness I'm not alone!

High heels, dresses, mini skirts, crop tops, chokers, blouses...

The voices! Oh, just another futuristic glance.

This wasn't good, but Im out of ideas. If you have any please share! Guys, this is the twenty fifth chapter! One quarter to 100!