If twilight characters texted each other

Fourth Wall

WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS OF SEVERAL BOOKS; DON'T BLAME THE AUTHOR.

*Fourth wall begins to slowly slide back up, causing me to act fast.

Me: NONONONONONONONO!!!
Me: NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Uh... GOTTA ACT FAST! OH! I KNOW!
Me: *Thrusts younger brother's shoe into fourth wall, temporarily preventing it from going any farther.

*Fictional characters of all genres confusedly wander back into the real world, glancing nervously at bystanders.

Hazel Grace: Um... I'm supposed to be dead.
Gus Waters: No crap.
Hazel Grace: GUS?!?
Gus Waters: HAZEL!
*We all cry at the beauty that breaks loose.

Star-Lord (Peter): Dang... No hot aliens.
Gamoura: Wanna go?
Star-Lord: Heh... No.
Gamoura: That's what I thought. C'mere.
Star-Lord: Okay... *Awkward but adorable hugs.

Harry Potter: OH MY BLOODY HELL; THE MUGGLES FOUND US!
Ron: No, Sherlock, they saw people flying on brooms and thought they were birds.
Hermione: Uh... Guys? I see Voldemort.
Harry: Crap.
Ron: Bloody Hell.
Hermione: Some things never change.

Percy: Uh-oh... no more Mist.
Annabeth: We're screwed anyway... *Kisses Percy.

Edward: We have got to hide, there's a psycho from around here, she goes by The_Clever_Author, and she's stalking me!
Bella: I got this... *Rolls up sleeves and cracks neck.
Edward: Um... Shoot.

Me: Uh...Heh, Bella, funny story. I'm a huge fan of, well, ya know, the "Twilight" books, and I-
Bella: Stop talking and maybe I'll spare you.
Me:*Nods vigorously.

Kurt Hummel: Uh, Blaine?
Blaine Andersen: Yeah, Kurt?
Kurt: Pretty sure this isn't New York.
Blaine: No... This is a zone in between fiction and reality... this is...
Kurt and Blaine: The "Twilight Zone."

Author's Note:
Hope you enjoyed! Happy Halloween!