If twilight characters texted each other

Bella and Edward (and Jacob)

Bella: I got this text from a number I don't know.
Edward: What did it say?
Bella: That I needed to back off because 'Cedric' is this random girl named 'Cho's man.
Edward: Apparently I look like this guy named Cedric.
Edward: But he died.
Bella: Oh, Okay.
Edward: I love you.
Bella: I love you, too.
Edward: DANG IT!
Bella: What?
Edward: Nothing, Jacob just got here.
Bella: 😂
Edward: I hate him.
Jacob had joined the group chat.
Jacob: Well, at least were on the same page.
Edward: What?
Jacob: I hate you, too, Leech.
Edward: Dog, you're such an idiot.
Jacob: Leech, YOU FREAKING MARRIED A GIRL A HUNDRED YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU.
Edward: At least she actually loves me.
Bella has left the group chat
Jacob: I HATE VAMPIRES!
Edward: I hate you, and only you, Jacob Black.
Jacob: Last time I ever do you a favor.
Edward: What?
Jacob: I killed the blonde.
Edward: WHAT?
Jacob: Lol, got you Leech.
Edward has left the group chat.