If twilight characters texted each other

HIP HIP HOORAY

Guess what? Guess what book? Guess what book you're reading? Guess what book you're reading has reads? Guess what book you're reading has A LOT of reads? Guess what book you're reading has... 10K READS?!? THIS BOOK!

Thank all of you so much! What started out as a joke has turned into beautiful awkwardness. Thanks to all of my devoted readers most of all! And even ghost readers, thank you! I'm a bit brain dead, so I'm hoping to post new chapters soon! Hang in there!

Thank you all so much!

Oh, and guess what?
A new text.

Hermione: Bella, right?
Bella: Yeah, Hermione?
Hermione: Yours truly.
Hermione: You've gotta get your man under control, he's insane.
Bella: What do you mean?
Hermione: I think he has an identity issue.
Bella: This again?
Hermione: We're just... concerned. That's all.
Bella: He was born human, then he got very sick. After that Carlisle found him, and he was lonely, so he made Edward a vampire. Edward found me, and wanted to kill me. But instead, my glittery vamp fell in love with me. We got married, had a kid, and now I'm a vampire.
Hermione: Uhm... Romantic.
Bella: Oh, whatever.
Hermione: Bye?
Bella: PLEASE.