If twilight characters texted each other

THANK YOU!!!!

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!! WHO THOUGHT THAT THIS FUNNY TWILIGHT FANFIC WOULD REACH 1K!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

Thank you! Thank you sooooo much. Really! Thanks to voters, commenters, and consistent readers especially! You guys are the reason I keep writing! I need ideas for next chapter though, so please comment what I should do... my brain doesn't want to help.

Can we get it to 1 million...? Probably not, but if you like these crazy chapters please tell your friends to read this! Thank you guys again! You rock! Please vote, comment, and add to your reading list or library! (If you want)

Byyyyyeeeee!

Jk, I have a short text for you! 😉

Bella and Harry:

Harry: I'm sorry to tell you, Ms.Swan, but your husband is a cheater.
Bella: Um, Its Mrs.Bella Cullen. Anyway, no he's not.
Harry: I'm afraid he is.
Bella: How?
Harry: He left a nice young woman named Cho for you.
Harry: While pretending to be dead.
Bella: If this is a bloody prank, I'm going to lose my crap.
Harry: Sorry, Bella, this is no prank. Edward's name used to be Cedric, he lived in Great Britain, went to Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, dated a girl named Cho, and supposedly "died" in the Triwizard Tournament.
Bella: WTF IS THIS?!?
Harry: Harry Potter.
Bella:...
Bella has blocked Harry