Jane: You have three days to live.
Edward: WHAT?!? I SWEAR I DIDN'T BREAK THE LAW THIS TIME!
Jane: I know. I just like freaking people out. Hah ha ha. See? You freaked out.
Edward: I hate you.
Jane: Now you only have three days to live.
Edward: Hah ha ha. Very funny Jane.
Jane: No, I'm serious.
Edward: Wait, what?
Jane: See? You're stupid, I've fooled you again.
Edward: I hate you.
Jane: Then why do you continue to reply?
Edward has blocked Jane and left the chat.
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If twilight characters texted each other
FanfictionThis is totally random, and... HILARIOUS!
