If twilight characters texted each other

Jessica and Edward

Jessica: Did you and Bella make out?
Edward: Woah, woah, woah. Okay, that is NOT your business. How did you get my number, anyway?!?
Jessica: Pft, it's not that hard. Anyway, if it's not my business, then why'd you guys disappear?!?
Edward: Bella got sick...
Jessica: I don't buy it. If she was so "SICK" then why aren't you, too?
Edward: I don't want to talk about it.
Edward: Okay?
Jessica: Okay.
Edward: Thank you.
Jessica: We'll sing about it.
Edward: I, no.
Jessica: If you think that I believe you, man- You're stupid, and I won't stop 'till you let Bella, back in my life!
Edward: No, you don't understand... I can't let Bella, ooo- back in your life.
Jessica: Oh-, yes you can.
Edward: Oh-, no I can't.
Jessica: All her friends want her back.
Edward: Well you can't, have her back.

Lol, I had so much fun writing this! Sorry, I know I'm taking forever to post, I've been super busy, AND out of ideas! Hope you like it!