If twilight characters texted each other

Nessie and Jacob

Jacob: Sup.
Nessie: I'm busy.
Jacob: Doing what?
Nessie: Reading, before you rudely interrupted.
Jacob: ...
Jacob: Sorry.
Nessie: JK wassup?
Jacob: Wanna go pretend to howl in pain? To drive your dad insane, obviously.
Nessie: Um, Okay. When?
Jacob: Now, want me to pick you up?
Nessie: Okay, sure.
Jacob: WE GONNA HOWL
Nessie: AROOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jacob: YAS
Nessie: 😂
Jacob: lol, be there in five