If twilight characters texted each other

What Jasper Thinks

He looks delicious... NOPE I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT!!!

I love Alice. Oh, she'd look nice in that...

EDWARD GET THE HELL OUT IF MY HEAD!

Edward, I swear, if you don't stop...

Blood...

Hello world!

I am SOOOOOO not a virgin...

One little, two little, three little humans...

No bloody humans for me!

I'm a happy guy... Vampire.

Author's Note-
I know this chapter wasn't very good, but I wanted to get it published! Anyway, I really hope you liked it!