Oops (Gray x OC)

C.11

I was chilling at Fairy Tail a few days later. Gray was basically avoiding me because Natsu and Erza threatened to beat him if he challenged me.

I was sitting at the bar by myself when Mira came up with a beer for me.

"Ah, thanks, Mira. You know, you have impeccably good timing." I complimented.

"Thanks. I guess working at a bar gets you good timing." She said and I nodded.

"Totally. This other bartender friend I have has worked behind a bar so long she knows the exact moment to get someone their drink for any situation. It astounds me every time." I sighed.

Just as I was about to drink, Natsu got in a fight and got pushed back, falling on me and knocking us to the floor, him on top of me.

"Ow! Natsu! Get offfff!" I whined, then heard him snicker.

"Nope. You're pretty comfy." He said and I groaned. "Man, I'm going to have to start sleeping with you on your side, Baz."

"I will kill you, you know." I said.

"Mmm, no you won't." He said and finally got up, but I just lied there.

"Baz, get up."

"I can't. I'm dead." I mumbled, closing my eyes.

"What?"

"You killed me. You squished me. I'm dead." I said and fell limp. "Now you're a murderer. How's it feel?"

"You're not dead. Get up." He groaned.

"Blehhh..." I said and faked a comical death.

"You're so dramatic." Natsu groaned and I sat straight up.

"Oh, you should talk!"

"Shut up!"

"You shut up! You started it!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"I did not!"

"You did fucking too!"

Just then, Erza stepped in, separating us from each other. "You two are children."

"Just wait till they get home. It's like war." Happy said and I smirked. "They had an ice cream fight a few days ago after they left here. I still have ice cream in my fur!" He whined and Natsu and I laughed and high fived.

"We decided to join forces and get Happy when he came home." I smirked wider.

"God, she's like a second Natsu." I heard someone mumble.

"Wait, did I hear you say you're going to start sleeping 'on her side'? Like you're already sleeping together?" Lucy asked Natsu, and we looked at each other.

"Yeah." We both shrugged.

That just caused a minor panic.

"Wait, wait, wait. You two share a bed?" Erza asked.

"Well, more of a couch. And Happy shares with us. I get one side, Natsu gets the other, and Happy either sleeps between us or on the headrest, or one of the arms." I said.

"Yeah, we share." Natsu shrugged.

For some reason, this seemed to blow everyone's mind.

"Do you guys even own a bed?" Lucy asked, and we smiled sheepishly.

"Ha! No..." I admitted.

"I think I wouldn't believe this if I knew better, but I know better, and honestly, I'm not surprised." Lucy hummed.

"You don't have a bed! You share a couch? What?!" Gray asked.

"What? It's a comfy ass couch." I said, making Natsu laugh, then I turned to him. "We should probably get a bed."

"Yeah, probably." He nodded in agreement.

"Or, ya know, two." Gajeel spoke up.

"Oh, fuck no. He's like a space heater, and I am not about to give that up." I said immediately.

"Yeah, we're all sure that's the only reason you two sleep together." Gray rolled his eyes, and I threw a pen at him.

"I don't want his dick in me! I want to get pissed off at him and eat his food and pull pranks on Happy with him!" I yelled, making him go quiet. "Anyway, come on. Let's go furniture shopping." I said and pulled Natsu out by his sleeve.

"I mean, you did want my dick the first day-" Natsu started.

"That was before I actually met you. And don't compliment yourself, you were only an option." I scoffed.

"Yeah? Out of how many?" He smirked.

"Two..." I admitted.

"Gotcha!" He boasted, and I groaned.

"You're never going to let me live that down, are you?" I asked.

"Nope!"

"Fuck."