Oops (Gray x OC)

C.46

After it all got passed us that she was a little girl, and she had a cat like Happy named Carla, we moved onto the plan.

But then I heard Happy say some crazy shit. "Lucy, I'll give you my fish if you tell that vision over there that I'm not neutered!"

At that, I held back laughter and fell onto Gray's shoulder, my face red and grinning. "Please tell me you just heard what I did." I wheezed out.

"I'm pretending I didn't." He said through tight lips.

"Oh God, what does Happy even know about the birds and bees? Do I have to teach him? Does Natsu have to teach him?" I grimaced.

"You mind giving me an extra lesson?" Gray mumbled and I grinned.

"Says the one who just said no to a quickie in the bathroom." I pushed his arm gently and he caught my hand as he grinned as well.

"Can you two not be gross?" Natsu said and I rolled my eyes at him.

After shorty went to the bathroom, we started going over the plan. I didn't exactly pay attention, I was more focused on why the fuck I was so horny all of a sudden.

"You're not paying attention." Gray said to me.

"After every single mission I've been on, I've learned that we usually abandon plans, so what's the point, anyway?" I answered, then my attention was diverted as Natsu broke down the door and started running.

"Natsu!" I called and us four Fairy Tail wizards ran after him, leaving the rest behind.

"I worry about his mental health..." Lucy panted.

"How much you guys wanna bet he didn't listen to the plan either, Baz?" Gray grinned at me and I scoffed.

"Oh, there it is!" Natsu called once we caught up.

"Wait up, numbskull!" Gray called.

"Yeah, seriously. I am not built for all this running." I panted a little, then squeaked as Natsu fell off the edge of the cliff we were on, the rest of us looking down.

"Well, he stopped running..." Gray said, a hand on my back as I leaned over to catch my breath.

"If he's not dead, I'll kill him..." Erza grit her teeth.

"Natsu!" I called, looking down for him, still trying to breathe.

"To think, I fought him once. It's kind of embarrassing now." Leon said, then we went off to keep running, and I groaned.

"C'mon, princess. On my back." Gray paused to look back at me.

"I can handle myself, Gray. But thanks anyway." I grinned and sped past him.

We ran a bit more, and found Natsu again. "You finally caught up!" He called.

"You're one sturdy freak, you know that?" Gray called, then Natsu stopped because a shadow passed over us, and that made Gray run into him.

"Pulling cheap shots now huh?" Natsu yelled as they got face to face.

"If I wanted a piece of you, I'd take you head on!" Gray yelled back, and I forced my way between them.

"Not now!" I said and we all looked up at the shadow, Gray with one hand on my back, Natsu holding my other hand, and we all looked up.

"That's the magic bomber, Christina." Erza said.

"I want one!" Natsu called excitedly.

"Natsu, you are one." I rolled my eyes as he grinned, and everyone else caught up.

"We just split up and search for their base." Erza said.

"I'm flying the bomber thing!" Natsu yelled.

"No, you are not." I warned, looking at him, then Christina blew up in front of us.

The loud booms made me twitch and jump, and Natsu quickly hugged me, hands over my ears as I squeezed my eyes shut. It was quiet for a moment before there was a loud boom, and I jumped and let out a small scream.

"Hey, hey, you're okay, Baz. You're okay. You're not hurt." Natsu said in my ear and I nodded, opened my eyes and took a deep breath to compose myself.

Natsu then sniffed the air and he and Gray got into a fighting position. "Gray?"

"I know. We've got company." Gray answered Natsu, and they both pushed me back. I pushed my bracelet up my arm to free my hands a little more, readying for a fight.

There were footsteps, and when the smoke cleared, the six members of Oracion Seis were in front of us.

"Lowly maggots, swarming together." The leader, Brain, said.

"Excuse me, what did he call us?" I started to grow mad as they all said their piece.

"Is it bad that I'm terrified of the snoring guy?" Lucy whimpered and I chuckled next to her.

"Dude, that is me though." I said and she gave me a look.

Natsu cracked his knuckles. "Ready?"

"You bet." Gray grinned, and they ran to the six, but then got their ass beat.

"Natsu! Gray!" Lucy called, but her voice was double, and I looked over to see two Lucy's.

"What the..." I said, but grew stunned when one Lucy started whipping the other, and thus, we were all bust into battle.

I grabbed the not Lucy and punched her round the face, and soon she turned into me.

"Nice. I don't look bad." I hummed and checked other me out. "Hey, Gray, wanna have a threesome with me and other me?" I called with a grin.

"What?" He yelled and looked over. "Baz, don't distract me!" He said and I shrugged and went to punch her again, but she caught my fist and got a few hits on me. She got a bad one to my torso, which ended up sending me down, and then other me turned into Gray to attack him.

Long story short, we got our asses beat.