Blue x Dream

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Blueberry- MWEHEHEH! I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS, ASKS FOR YOU ON A DATE!

Dream- *blOOSHES* O-Oh...I'm sorry...I...ok....

Blueberry- *PICKS UP DREAM AND HOLDS THEM OVER HIS HEAD* MWEHEHEHEH! SUCCESS! *RUNS OFF WITH DREAM*

Dream- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

~~Later~~

Blueberry- *SLAMS OPEN DOOR, CARRYING DREAM BRIDAL STYLE* PAPS! PAPS! I CAUGHT A HU- I MEAN, A DAT!

Us paps- Wat.

Dream- *shyly waves* hi.

Us paps- sup

Blue- *DRAGS THEM ACROSS THE FLOOR TO KITCHEN* LET'S MAKE SOME TAKOS!

~~3 seconds later~~

*House is on fire*

Blue- Huh. I thought Alphys said My house wouldn't burn this time.

Ddream- *SCARRED* TH-THIS TIME?

Blue- *SMILES* YEP!

Dream- *GTFO*

Blue- SO...THE FRIEND ZONE? OH, CALL ME!


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