New Senpai

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(Inspired by Nekophy's post about Reaper falling in love with butter)

Reaper- SCREW THIS, I'LL FIND A NEW SENPAI.

Geno- Alright *Hugs his tree*

Goth- GOOD FOR YOU, DAD! *Smooches the toaster*

Reaper- I'M LEAVING THEN. *TURNS TO DOOR*

Reaper- *BUSTS DOWN WALL, WALKS THROUGH HOLE*

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Reaper- My god, I don't actually like inanimate objects...I just want my family to be normal again...

Reaper- wait, when was my family ever normal?

Reaper- *shrugs* *continues to walk down street*

Reaper- Well, I need to find a new love interest- *Stops*

Reaper-...

Butter-...

*saxophone is playing in the background*

Reaper-

Butter-

Reaper- *picks up butter* WE'RE GOING HOME, HONEY.

Butter- I'm butter, you dingus.

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