Blue- *wakes up* Ah! Today is going to be a GREAT day!
*house is on fire*
Blue- NOTHING IS GOING TO GO WRONG AT ALL!!!
~~~
Killer- Heheheheheheh.
Sci- H-Hey! I'll give you whatever you want! Just please put the knife down.
Killer- Hand over your valuables right now...or else.
Sci- O-O
Blue- *appears out of nowhere* Killer!
Blue- That's not the friendly way to do things!
Killer- Wha-
Blue- *SNATCHES knife* FIRST OF ALL, WEAPONS ARE MEAN! *Incinerates knife*
Killer- O[]O
Blue- Second, Try starting a friendly converdation!
Killer-...uh-
Blue- *EYES GO RED* DO IT OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF AND STUFF THEM UP YOUR @SS.
Killer- UH, HI, CAN I HAVE YOUR WALLET PLEASE.
Blue- *Eyes turn back to normal* GOOD, GOOD!
Blue- Now, Sci, Give him your wallet.
Sci- WHAT!?!?!? BUT THAT'S STEALING!
Blue- He asked politely, Sci! Give it to him.
Sci- N-NO!
Blue- Do it!
Blue- *Eyes go red* NOW.
Sci-...
Sci- Here. *hands killer his wallet*
Blue- *eyes turn back* Good! Now you two can be best friends! Bye! *skips off*
Killer-...
Sci-...
Killer- lol, cya sucker. *books it*
Sci- DOG GAMNIT.
~~~
Blue- *Skips*
Blue- Oh, A Penny! *Bends down to pick it up in the middle of street*
Car- *BBBEEEP* WATCH OUT DUDE!!!
Blue- *picks it up* oh no, it's dirty :(
Car- *CRASHES INTO BLUE*
Blue- *Doesn't seem affected*
Blue- *Starts cleaning the penny with a cloth*
Car- wtf dude.
~~~
Fell- *chilling on the couch* Huh.
Classic- That's a weird show.
Sci- *SLAMS OPEN DOOR* GUYS, I WAS MUGGED TODAY.
Fell- LE what?
Classic- How?
Sci- BLUEBERRY FORCED ME TO GIVE KILLER MY WALLET WHILE HE WAS MUGGING ME!
Classic- Dude, why didn't you teleport away?
Sci-...
Sci- Well, fuk.
Blue- *pops head out of kitchen* Hey guys!
Fell- Hi blue. Whatcha doing?
Blue- Cooking of course! I'm trying a new taco recipe.
Classic-...
Sci-...
Fell-...
Fell- Run.
*2 seconds later*
*House is on fire*
*outside of house*
Blue- *covered with ash* Huh.
Fell- Wow. Uh. That's hot.
Sci- MY HOOOOUUUUUUUUSEEEEEEEEEEE ;;;;;;;;;;-------;;;;;;;;;
Blue- Sorry sci .-.
Classic- *Eating a burnt taco*...
Classic- *Collapses*
Fell- Holy sh*t. I think Classic is dead.
Blue- PROBABLY DEAD BECAUSE OF THE SHEER AWESOMENESS OF MY AMAZING COOKING!!!
Fell- Yeah...sure.
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Sanscest Crack
RandomBasically, Sanscest ships...On crack. PREPARE. I don't mean to offend anyone in this, or offend anyone because of this. Have some Spaghetti. And enjoy. Note: CREDIT GOES TO ORIGINAL CREATORS AND HISTORY. -This book will be written poorly...
