Sanscest Crack

Craziness

Fell- *chilling at grillbys*

Classic- *sips ketchup*

Fell-...hey.

Classic- ?

Fell- So...I have a question.

Classic- Ooooookay?

Fell- If a human could easily fall into the underground, couldn't we go out that way?

Classic- *science mode: Activated* Actually, the barrier was specifically designed to let organisms and objects pass through, but not be able to leave. The barrier they kept here will hold unless if our soul was stronger.

Fell-...well, when we travel through aus, why don't we just go to the surface?

Classic- well-...

Classic-...

Classic-...huh.

Fell- or we could bring a sans to help us break the barrier?

Classic-mmmmmmmmmmmm....

Science- *BURSTS INTO GRILLBYS, PANTING*

Science- I FELT A SCIENCE QUESTION BE ASKED.

Classic- Beatcha to it.

Science- DAMN IT, NOT AGAIN. *WALKS AWAY IN SHAAAAAAME*

Classic- And also, which sans could of possibly have broken the barrier-

Seraphim- *Appears next to them* Say my name, and I shall appear.

Classic- HOLY SH- *FALLS OUT OF CHAIR*

Fell- *ALREADY FELL OUT OF IT*

Seraphim- ...What?

Classic- Wtf, who are you?

Seraphim- That sans which broke the barrier.

Fell- Woah, that actually exists?

Seraphim- Yep. Absorbed the 7 human souls.

Classic- *DRINKS KETCHUP, THEN SPITS IT OUT* EVEN FRISK?

Seraphim- Uh. *Summons the broken blaster with frisk's soul in it* Yeah.

Fell- No fuking way.

Classic- Wait, would that make you a god-

Reaper- *KICKS DOWN DOOR, HOLDING GENO BRIDAL STYLE* NO. JUST. NO.

Geno- PUT ME DOWN, BASTARD.

Reaper- *cuddles Geno* NU.

Seraphim- Wtf.

Seraphim- *SUDDENLY SLAPS HIMSELF*

*all the sanses stare at seraphim*

Seraphim- Um, I mean, what the heck.

Seraphim- There are children present -.-

Fell- Wow, must be annoying.

Reaper- EVERYONE, SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE.

Classic- Wha-

Reaper- SHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSSHSHSH

Reaper- *PUTS DOWN GENO, THEN GETS UP ALL IN SERAPHIM'S GRILL YO*

Geno- YUS, FREEDOM.

Reaper- YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF A GOD, MISTER.

Fell- So are you, Mister, "Born from darkness and never does my job"

Reaper- ...*eye glows* A R E Y O U C H A L L E N G I N G D E A T H ?

Classic-....UHGTGPUTPAPYRUSTOSLEEPBYE *GTFO*

Fell- *starts to sweat* Uh...

Seraphim- Woah, buddy, I am not titling myself a god here-

REAPER-AND THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT.

Geno- *sitting on the floor* how long has it been since I've been here...?

Seraphim- BUUUUT, I DO DEEM MYSELF POWERFUL.

Reaper- MORE POWERFUL THAN DEATH ITSELF?????

Seraphim- WELL I HAVE DT, SO BAM.

Reaper- YOU WANNA GO.

Seraphim-...

Reaper-...?

Seraphim- Sorry, speaking with the children, They all say nah, so yeah.

Reaper- Wha-

Seraphim- JUST KIDDING, LESS GO.

Grillby- *STOMPS OUT FROM BACK, FIRES ALMOST EVERYWHERE*

Grillby- PAY. YOUR. F*CK ING. TAB. AND STOP BREAKING MY DOORS.

Reaper-...oh shi- K BYE * GRABS GENO, LEAVES*

Seraphim- Wha-

Grillby- *CRACKS KNUCKLES*

Seraphim-...crap.