Sanscest Crack

If Sanscest Was Realistic

-Expectation-

Fell- *walking*

Classic- *Bumps into him*

Fell-Wha-

Classic- Oh, sorry. *sexy wink*

Fell- WHY R U SO HOT.

-Reality-

Classic- *bumps into him*

Fell- ???

Classic- Oh, sorry. *continues to walk away*

Fell- ...weirdo.

-Expectation-

Geno- I'm cold.

Reaper- *Takes off cloak* Here.

Geno- WHA- YOU'RE SHIRTLESS?!?!?! *NOSEBLEED*

Reaper- It doesn't matter...my love for you will thaw this cold.

Geno- *blushes, takes the cloak and wears it* Thank you o////o

-Reality-

Geno- I'm cold.

Reaper- Dude, you should of brought your own flipping jacket.

Geno- WELL SORRY.

-Expectation-

*jumpscare*

Ink- *Jumps into Error's arms*

Error- ;)

Ink-Please, Error, Protect me! *Cries*

Error- SsHh... I WiLl AlWaYs ProtEcT yOu...

-Reality-

*jumpscare*

Ink- SH*T, GOD DAMNIT, F*CK. *TURNS OFF TV*

Error- IT WAS oNly ONe JumpScAre.

Ink- SCREW THAT.

-Expectation-

Goth- Palette...?

Palette- Yeah?

Goth- Do you...do you want to go on a date?

Palette- SURE, MY DARLING LOVE!

Goth- >///////<

-Reality-

Goth- Do you...do you want to go on a date?

Palette- SORRY, BUT I SEE YOU MORE AS A FRIEND!

Goth- *FRIEND-ZONED* ...okay then...;-;

-Expectation-

Cross- MY MOST BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING SIGNIFICANT OTHER, I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE WORLD TO BRING YOU HAPPINESS.

Dream- *SWOONED* OH CROSS, HOW I LOVE YOU DEARLY. *MAKES OUT WITH HIM*

-Reality-

Cross- Here is a 20% off coupon for starbucks.

Dream-...thanks.

Cross- Your welcome -3-