Dom vs Sub 3

621 42 214
                                    

Reaper- pffft. No way.

Ink- YES WAY. I BET THAT US SUBMISSIVES WILL OUTLAST YOU IN DRINKING.

Error- sAys ThE lIgHT-WeIgHt.

Ink- SHUSHBAEIMTRYINGTOBEKOOL

Dream- Uh. I don't drink alcohol???

Reaper- Well, I guess you won't win then if you don't drink.

Ink- *GIVES DREAM LE SAD PUPPY EYES*

Dream- ;-; pass me a drink.

Ink-YAAAAAY!

~Meanwhile, somewhere else in the room~

Cross- wut r they talking about over there?

Fell- no clue.

Geno- prob comparing sizes or sumthing.

Blue- Sizes of what?

Cross- *HOLDING BACK LAUGHTER*

Fell- Holy fuk Geno, Stfu.

Geno- But it is true -.-

Sci- I have no idea what u r both talking about.

Fell- Meh.

Nightmare- -3-

Reaper- *Walks over* EY! GET UR @SSES READY! WE'RE HAVING A DRINKING BATTLE.

Geno- wut.

Blue- OOH! R WE DRINKING LEMONADE OR SMOOTHIES?! I LOVE THOSE!

Sci- I don't like smoothies :/

Cross- Oh. Sh*t.

Reaper- SHAT UP AND COME OVER HERE ALREADY.

~~~

Ink- ALRIGHT! THERE ARE TWO TEAMS! DREAM, GENO, BLUE, AND SCI ARE ON MY TEAM!

Reaper- AND ERROR, CROSS, FELL, AND NIGHTMARE ARE ON MINE!

Geno- r we seriously doing this.

Ink- AHA,

Ink- WALK AWAY AND I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT AND STUFF DUST INTO YOUR EYE-SOCKETS.

Geno- *GRABS A BEER*

Geno- *STARTS CHUGGING IT*

Ink- THAT'S THE SPIRIT! :D

~1st Beer~

Cross- PSSH. DIS IS SOOOOOO EASY.

Dream- *ALREADY HEAVILY DRUNK*

Blue-this tastes weird .3.

Error- iTs bEEr, wHat dO yOu eXPEct?

Blue- Oh .-.

Reaper- HOW'S IT GOING INK?

Ink- I WiIllllllll f****cKKKing kIlll uuuuuuuuuuuu...*swaying*

Reaper- *Holding back chuckles*

Geno- *drinking his second shot*

Reaper- How about you, sweetheart~?

Geno- this isn't driving away my depression like the internet states.

Reaper- . U . Well then.

Cross- *Trying to hug Dream*

Dream- WHEEEEEEEE!

Nightmare- Holy f*ck, why is this so strong?

Blue- Dunno! :D

Sci- *Sitting in the corner* ALL I CAN SEE IS EQUATIONS.

Fell- *On the counter* -w-

~2nd Beer~

Fell- *on the ceiling fan*

Reaper- PFFT. I'M HAAVING TOOO  MUUCH FUUN!!! :D

Ink- *Already throwing up in toilet*

Dream- *NON-STOP GIGGLING*

Cross- *Wasted*

Error- dA hELl iS wRonG wItH eVerYbOdy?

Blue- *Sipping more beer* Don't know .3.

Geno- *Chatting casually with Sci*

Sci- *Talking about science theories*

Reaper- *Starts randomly dancing*

Nightmare- this is all so stupid.

Nightmare- Which us perfect >:) *starts recording everyone*

~3rd Beer~

Reaper- DID U FALL FROM HEAVEN~~~¿ CUZ I ALWAYS WUNTED TO BONE AN ANGEL~~~~~¡

Geno- You're f*cking drunk~! X3

Reaper- *Starts making out with Geno*

Ink- *THROWING UP INTO TOILET INTENSIFIES*

Error- ._. ShOUld I bE fEElIng AnYtHinG?

Blue- *feeling a little giggly*

Dream- WEE HEE! GIDDY-UP HORSEY~! *ON CROSS' BACK CHOKING HIM*

Cross- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nightmare- *Laughing and trying not to vomit*

Sci- THE PIGEONS MIGHT TAKE OVER OUR PLANET. WE MUST MURDER THEM AALALLLLL.

Blue-Not the pigeons!

Fell- *Sleeping in the closet*

~4th Beer~

Dream- CUZ I AM BELIEVING!!!!

Cross-WOOHOOOOOO!

Dream- DAT TONAT GUNNA BE A GUD  NIE~! *DOES A DRUNK BACKFLIP AND BREAKS HIS ARM* AAAAAAHSIWNSKSM!

Cross- *LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY*

Sci- *JOINS CROSS*

Nightmare- *Piss in somewhere outside*

Reaper- U know u want meeeeee~~~¡¡¡!!!

Geno- *Giggling* f*ck off! X333

Ink- *COUGHING*

Error- HOLy COw, U oKAy INk?

Ink- SHUT UP U SPARKLE UNICORN ROBOT COP WIZARD! *STARTS BARFING AGAIN*

Cross- LMAO, HE BROKE HIS F*CKING ARM! XDDD

Sci- hAHhHahHahHa!

Dream- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nightmare- *Sleeping outside in the bushes*

Fell- *Still sleeping in closet*

Geno- *making out with Reaper again*

Blue- *ON CEILING WITH NO SHIRT ON* AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIII. WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOVE, UUUUUUUUUU

~5th Beer~

Reaper- *sleeping with Geno in the fire place*

Geno- *on fire but doesn't give af*

Ink- *Sleeping in bathtub*

Nightmare- *Asleep in bushes*

Cross- *Sleeping on top of Sci*

Sci- *passed out on chair*

Dream- *passed out on ceiling fan*

Blue- *Fell asleep on the roof, shirtless*

Fell- *raiding the fridge* *EATING ALL THE FOOD*

Fell- *then passes out in fridge*

Error- tHiS wAs nOt fUN In ThE sLiGhteSt.

Classic- *walks through front door* Hey, I accidentally got stuck in epictale for several hours. Sorry I'm late-

Classic- What the fuk happened here.

Error- *Points to the millions of empty bear bottles everywhere*

Classic- *SIIIIIIGH*

Classic- I am disappointed in myself for existing.

Error- lOl

Sanscest CrackWhere stories live. Discover now