Reaper- pffft. No way.
Ink- YES WAY. I BET THAT US SUBMISSIVES WILL OUTLAST YOU IN DRINKING.
Error- sAys ThE lIgHT-WeIgHt.
Ink- SHUSHBAEIMTRYINGTOBEKOOL
Dream- Uh. I don't drink alcohol???
Reaper- Well, I guess you won't win then if you don't drink.
Ink- *GIVES DREAM LE SAD PUPPY EYES*
Dream- ;-; pass me a drink.
Ink-YAAAAAY!
~Meanwhile, somewhere else in the room~
Cross- wut r they talking about over there?
Fell- no clue.
Geno- prob comparing sizes or sumthing.
Blue- Sizes of what?
Cross- *HOLDING BACK LAUGHTER*
Fell- Holy fuk Geno, Stfu.
Geno- But it is true -.-
Sci- I have no idea what u r both talking about.
Fell- Meh.
Nightmare- -3-
Reaper- *Walks over* EY! GET UR @SSES READY! WE'RE HAVING A DRINKING BATTLE.
Geno- wut.
Blue- OOH! R WE DRINKING LEMONADE OR SMOOTHIES?! I LOVE THOSE!
Sci- I don't like smoothies :/
Cross- Oh. Sh*t.
Reaper- SHAT UP AND COME OVER HERE ALREADY.
~~~
Ink- ALRIGHT! THERE ARE TWO TEAMS! DREAM, GENO, BLUE, AND SCI ARE ON MY TEAM!
Reaper- AND ERROR, CROSS, FELL, AND NIGHTMARE ARE ON MINE!
Geno- r we seriously doing this.
Ink- AHA,
Ink- WALK AWAY AND I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT AND STUFF DUST INTO YOUR EYE-SOCKETS.
Geno- *GRABS A BEER*
Geno- *STARTS CHUGGING IT*
Ink- THAT'S THE SPIRIT! :D
~1st Beer~
Cross- PSSH. DIS IS SOOOOOO EASY.
Dream- *ALREADY HEAVILY DRUNK*
Blue-this tastes weird .3.
Error- iTs bEEr, wHat dO yOu eXPEct?
Blue- Oh .-.
Reaper- HOW'S IT GOING INK?
Ink- I WiIllllllll f****cKKKing kIlll uuuuuuuuuuuu...*swaying*
Reaper- *Holding back chuckles*
Geno- *drinking his second shot*
Reaper- How about you, sweetheart~?
Geno- this isn't driving away my depression like the internet states.
Reaper- . U . Well then.
Cross- *Trying to hug Dream*
Dream- WHEEEEEEEE!
Nightmare- Holy f*ck, why is this so strong?
Blue- Dunno! :D
Sci- *Sitting in the corner* ALL I CAN SEE IS EQUATIONS.
Fell- *On the counter* -w-
~2nd Beer~
Fell- *on the ceiling fan*
Reaper- PFFT. I'M HAAVING TOOO MUUCH FUUN!!! :D
Ink- *Already throwing up in toilet*
Dream- *NON-STOP GIGGLING*
Cross- *Wasted*
Error- dA hELl iS wRonG wItH eVerYbOdy?
Blue- *Sipping more beer* Don't know .3.
Geno- *Chatting casually with Sci*
Sci- *Talking about science theories*
Reaper- *Starts randomly dancing*
Nightmare- this is all so stupid.
Nightmare- Which us perfect >:) *starts recording everyone*
~3rd Beer~
Reaper- DID U FALL FROM HEAVEN~~~¿ CUZ I ALWAYS WUNTED TO BONE AN ANGEL~~~~~¡
Geno- You're f*cking drunk~! X3
Reaper- *Starts making out with Geno*
Ink- *THROWING UP INTO TOILET INTENSIFIES*
Error- ._. ShOUld I bE fEElIng AnYtHinG?
Blue- *feeling a little giggly*
Dream- WEE HEE! GIDDY-UP HORSEY~! *ON CROSS' BACK CHOKING HIM*
Cross- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nightmare- *Laughing and trying not to vomit*
Sci- THE PIGEONS MIGHT TAKE OVER OUR PLANET. WE MUST MURDER THEM AALALLLLL.
Blue-Not the pigeons!
Fell- *Sleeping in the closet*
~4th Beer~
Dream- CUZ I AM BELIEVING!!!!
Cross-WOOHOOOOOO!
Dream- DAT TONAT GUNNA BE A GUD NIE~! *DOES A DRUNK BACKFLIP AND BREAKS HIS ARM* AAAAAAHSIWNSKSM!
Cross- *LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY*
Sci- *JOINS CROSS*
Nightmare- *Piss in somewhere outside*
Reaper- U know u want meeeeee~~~¡¡¡!!!
Geno- *Giggling* f*ck off! X333
Ink- *COUGHING*
Error- HOLy COw, U oKAy INk?
Ink- SHUT UP U SPARKLE UNICORN ROBOT COP WIZARD! *STARTS BARFING AGAIN*
Cross- LMAO, HE BROKE HIS F*CKING ARM! XDDD
Sci- hAHhHahHahHa!
Dream- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nightmare- *Sleeping outside in the bushes*
Fell- *Still sleeping in closet*
Geno- *making out with Reaper again*
Blue- *ON CEILING WITH NO SHIRT ON* AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIII. WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOVE, UUUUUUUUUU
~5th Beer~
Reaper- *sleeping with Geno in the fire place*
Geno- *on fire but doesn't give af*
Ink- *Sleeping in bathtub*
Nightmare- *Asleep in bushes*
Cross- *Sleeping on top of Sci*
Sci- *passed out on chair*
Dream- *passed out on ceiling fan*
Blue- *Fell asleep on the roof, shirtless*
Fell- *raiding the fridge* *EATING ALL THE FOOD*
Fell- *then passes out in fridge*
Error- tHiS wAs nOt fUN In ThE sLiGhteSt.
Classic- *walks through front door* Hey, I accidentally got stuck in epictale for several hours. Sorry I'm late-
Classic- What the fuk happened here.
Error- *Points to the millions of empty bear bottles everywhere*
Classic- *SIIIIIIGH*
Classic- I am disappointed in myself for existing.
Error- lOl
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Sanscest Crack
De TodoBasically, Sanscest ships...On crack. PREPARE. I don't mean to offend anyone in this, or offend anyone because of this. Have some Spaghetti. And enjoy. Note: CREDIT GOES TO ORIGINAL CREATORS AND HISTORY. -This book will be written poorly...