Majestic Toucan

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Seraphim- *buying groceries*

Fell-*whispers to classic* Yo, that's the guy which is a god.

Classic- Psh. Don't say that or Reaper is going to kick your sorry *ss.

Seraphim Frisk- They are talking about us.

Seraphim- just ignore them.

Blue- WOAH! *RUNS UP TO SERAPHIM*

Blue- R U A SUPER HERO?!

Seraphim- Uh.

Seraphim- sure.

Blue- *FANGIRLS*

Seraphim- .3.

Reaper- *KICKS DOWN DOOR*

Seraphim- Oh sh*t.

Reaper- SERAPHIM.

Reaper- I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL.

Seraphim-Oh? Wanna go?

Reaper- HELL YEAH I DO.

~~~

Seraphim- Hmmmmmmmmm..

Reaper- *places down piece* HA, NOW YOU CANT ESCAPE!

Seraphim- Actually, I can.

Chess- r u 2 playing chess

Seraphim- Uh.

Seraphim- Yeah.

Chess- *TRIGGERERERED*

Chess- WELL, FAK U 2. *FLIPS THE CHESS TABLE*

Reaper-...

Seraphim- .3.

Reaper- Checkmate.

Seraphim- But he just-

Chess- *THROWS A CHAIR AT SERAPHIM*

Seraphim- *-0* dude, stahp.

Reaper- I. SAID.

Reaper- CHECK. MATE.

Seraphim-  AND I SAID,

Seraphim- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE YOU.

~~Inside the Head Of Seraphim~~

Chara- THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Frisk- I don't like cursing ._.

Kindness- Yeah, I kind of agree-

Chara- SHAT UP, UR NOT IMPORTANT.

Kindness- ;;;-;;;

Sans- Chara, that wasn't very nice.

Chara- I DUN CARE!

Bravery- *playing poker with Justice, Patience, and Perseverance*

Integrity- I say we punch the god.

Chara- YEEAAAAH!

Kindness and Frisk- But that wouldn't be very nice-

Chara- THAT'S IT! I'M MURDERING YOU TWO.

Sans- this is the bull sh*t I have to go through every day.

~~Outside Of Seraphim's head~~

Seraphim- *Gets up from the table*

Reaper- ADMITTING DEFEAT???

Seraphim- *Punches reaper in the face*

Reaper- *flies across the room* X-X

Chess- *SLOWLY GET'S CARRIED AWAY BY HIS TRIGGEREDNESS*

Geno- *GSASPS* HOW DARE YOU!

Geno- I WANTED TO DO THAT.

Seraphim- Uh.

Geno- *TAKES OUT CHAINSAW* COME HERE REAPER!

Reaper- Oh fuk *STARTS BOOKING IT*

Geno- *CHASING REAPER*

Seraphim- Welp, same sugar honey iced tea as always.

~~Inside head~~

Chara- FRISKYOUSONOFA-

Frisk- LEL

Sans- *trying to drown himself*

Perseverance- You don't have lungs.

Sans- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK.

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