Abyss- ALRIGHT. TIME TO GO LOOKING FOR THOSE THINGS THAT ARE COMPLETELY RELEVANT TO THE PLOT, THEREFORE MAKING ME RETRIEVE THEM.
Mecha- ABYSS, WAAAAAIT.
Abyss- WTF, WAT U WUNT.
Mecha- IS VERY DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE DIS. *SLAPS AU BOOK IN HIS FACE, THEN TPS AWAY*
Abyss- What the- Oh, sweet.
Abyss- LESS DO THIS. *JUMPS INTO A RANDOM PORTAL*
~~~
Error- *minding his own business*
Error- HuH. I fEEl kInd oF GreAt ToDaY.
Error- HeH... INFaCt... I FeeL AmAz-!
Abyss- *CRASHES IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL*
Error- HOlY SHaT.
Abyss- UUUUUGH. WHAT THE HECK...
Error-...
Abyss- Hey, who r u? You look weird.
Error-.........
Abyss- ....
~~~
Error- *BEATING THE LITERAL CRAP OUT OF ABYSS*
Abyss- ;----;
Cross- Welp, I'm here now.
Cross- and to make your life worse, *Takes book* Thanks. *walks away*
Abyss- BOOK SENPAI NUUUUUUUUUU.
Error- *ANGRY GLITCH SOUNDS*
Abyss- I MUST GET BOOKY BACK BE 4 IS TOO LATE.
Abyss- UHM, HEY, IS THAT INK OVER THERE MAKING OUT WITH HIS PAINT BRUUUUSH????
Error- wHAT?!?!?!? ImmA KILl It! *RUNS OFF*
Abyss- Baka. *Flies after Cross*
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Cross- Soooo. This is Abyss. Interesting.
X Chara- YES, OBVIOUSLY. I AM SOOOOOOOOOO INTERESTED. LOOK, HE IS WEARING YOUR FACE! LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, WHAT A COMPLETE AND UNEXPECTED SHOCK.
Cross- Piss off.
X Chara- MAKE ME.
Abyss- *THROWS A TACO AT CROSS* HEY YOU.
Cross- Wut.
Abyss- GIMME BACK MY BOOKY.
Cross- "Booky"? What.
Abyss- OR-
Abyss- *HOLDS UP A TACO ABOVE A TRASH CAN*
Abyss- I WILL DO IT.
Cross- *LE GASPS* YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
Abyss- GIM BOOK. NAO.
Cross- NOT UNTIL YOU DUEL ME FOR IT!
Abyss- FINE.
Cross- FINE!
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Abyss- HA, I WIN!
Cross- BULL CRAP, I HAD A LEVEL 50 BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!
Abyss- OH YEAH? WELL, I HAD LV 61 MAGIKARP, WHICH IS ALSO SHINY.
Cross- IMPOSSIBLE, THOSE R MYTHS.
Abyss- FINE, I HAVE A FLIPPING PEGASUS WHICH WILL BEAT YOU UP *Spins the Beyblade PEGASUS in front of Cross*
Cross- OHOHOHO, BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY LV 89 BABE RUTH. IT DOES 47 ATTACK DAMAGE AND HAS SWAG.
Abyss- WELL, I HAVE A GIANT LV 100 DRAGON BEHIND YOU.
Cross- *turns around* OH YEAH, WELL-
Abyss- *Takes Booky and runs*
Cross- Wait, there is nothing there, wha- *turns back*
Cross- *GASPS* YOU TRICKED ME, YOU DOUBLE CROSSING SAUSAGE DUMPLING SUSHI BOWL RICE JAR THIEF SNATCHING TAIL STOMPER WAGON PULLER ICE CREAM MAN!
X Chara- BOI, YOU HAD ONE JOB.
Cross- WELL, EXCUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS.
X Chara- *UNHOLY SCREECHING*
(and this is why people shop Cross x Abyss. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.)
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Sanscest Crack
RandomBasically, Sanscest ships...On crack. PREPARE. I don't mean to offend anyone in this, or offend anyone because of this. Have some Spaghetti. And enjoy. Note: CREDIT GOES TO ORIGINAL CREATORS AND HISTORY. -This book will be written poorly...
