(YAAAAY NAJ UNIVERSE)
Cil- HEY QUILL! You look nice today!
Quill- *blooshes* Why, thank you. You look great today too!
Cil- O-Oh. Thank you. *blushes 2*
*silence*
Cil-...
Quill-...
Cil-Uh...so.... here. *hands quill a note*
Quill- ????????
Quill- *opens it*
Quill- "I love yo-"
Cil- *BLUSHES TOO HARD*
Quill- Oh. Uh.
Cil- Y-Yeah...
Quill-...
Cil-...
Quill- Well, i mean, if you want to talk about it...*slowly grabs hand*
Cil- I'M ASEXUAL.
Quill-...
Cil-...
Quill- Wait, you reproduce through splitting yourself in half and creating a similar DNA organism which is almost completely identical to yourself?
Cil-...rlly.
Quill- What?
Cil- Uh...
Quill- Wha-?
PJ-*BUSTS IN, DROP KICKS QUILL INTO SUN* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY BROTHER, YO CREEP.
Quill- ;;;;-;;; BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHIIIIIIIIIING. *burns in sun*
Cil- PJ ;-;
Pj- No one taking meh bb bro away from me. *CRAWLS ALL OVER CIL*
Cil- wtf.
~~~
*Meanwhile, in Hell:*
Quill- WHAT THE HECK, AM I IN HELL?????
Cray- *STILL RUNNING*
Quill- uh...?
Cray- RUN. WHILE. YOU. CAN.
Quill- What? What do you me- *Sees Lust, then immediately sprints* RACE YOU TO HEAVEN.
Cray- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Lust- SWIGGITY SWOOTY, GUNNA GET DAT BOOTAY.
Chara- *ROCKING BACK AND FORTH IN THE CORNER*
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Sanscest Crack
RandomBasically, Sanscest ships...On crack. PREPARE. I don't mean to offend anyone in this, or offend anyone because of this. Have some Spaghetti. And enjoy. Note: CREDIT GOES TO ORIGINAL CREATORS AND HISTORY. -This book will be written poorly...
