Horror- ALRIGHT. HAVE FUN *Snickers, then closes portal*
Abyss- Wtf, what are you pla-
Ctpj (Caretaker PJ)- Hey Abyss! Glad you signed up to help!
Abyss- What? I didn't sign up for anything...wait.
Ctpj-Yeah, your going to help me, now put this on. *shoves uniform in Abyss' face*
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Killer- Yo, Horror, where is Abyss.
Horror- You know...his new job. I'm sure he'll LOOOOOOOVE it.
Killer- What?
Horror- >:3
~~~
Abyss- *in uniform* SO I'm just supposed to look stupid? Cool.
Ctpj- NAH, SILLY, YOU ARE HELPING ME TAKE CARE OF ALL THESE KIDS!
Abyss- Wait, wha-
Kids- GOOD MORNING MR. PJ.
Abyss- ...holy sh*t.
Abyss- AHA, *OPENS PHONE* DAMN IT DAD.
Ctpj- LANGUAGE.
Abyss- *runs to another room*
Abyss- COME ON, COME ON.
Phone- No service, lel.
Abyss- F*CK.
Abyss- I'M IN HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL.
Abyss- UUUUUUUGH.
Ctpj- Is something wrong?
Abyss- YUS. I HATE CHILDREN.
Ctpj- Aw...that's a shame :(
Abyss- YEAH, SO I NEED TO......wtf.
Kid!Horror- Hello mister. You look cool!
Abyss-...wait. They are...kids.
Ctpj- Yeeeeeaaaaaaah?
Abyss- ...
Kid!Lust- HEYA MISTER. YOU LOOK CUTE ;;;;;;)))))))
Abyss-.... can I murder these children.
Ctpj- WHAT?! NO!!!
Abyss- *sits in the corner* SOMEONE JUST KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
~~~
Horror- SO. HOW WAS WORK >:3
Abyss- *Walks into kitchen*
Horror- AWWW, COME ON, DON'T IGNORE YOUR FATHER XD.
Abyss- *takes some bleach from,the fridge, starts chugging it*
Killer- Abyss, you know that's dangerous-
Abyss- I KNOW. *DRINKING BLEACH INTENSIFIES*
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Sanscest Crack
RandomBasically, Sanscest ships...On crack. PREPARE. I don't mean to offend anyone in this, or offend anyone because of this. Have some Spaghetti. And enjoy. Note: CREDIT GOES TO ORIGINAL CREATORS AND HISTORY. -This book will be written poorly...
