(Thank you, FanGirl11723 for the children! I needed more :3)
(this part was also inspired by the senpai joke made by joku and jakei)
Incubux- OI. WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM.
Cross-...
Nightmare-....
*flashback*
Nightmare- Let's look up our names on the internet.
Cross- YE.
Nightmare- *looks them up*
Nightmare-...
Cross-...
Nightmare- *BLUSHES MADLY* HOLY SH- *SLAMS COMPUTER OUT OF ROOM*
Cross- *Pours himself a cup of bleach*
*End flashback*
Nightmare-...
Cross-...
Nightmare- Look it up on the internet.
Incubux-...okay! *runs off*
Cross-...Senpai XD
Nightmare- DONT.
~~~
(forgot this child -.-)
Cray- Hey, Guys, Where do babies come from.
Pj-...
Fresh-..........................................................
Cray- What? I'm curious.
Pj- You know, Cray, my parents wouldn't tell me when I asked them...so...yeah.
Fresh- *Completely silent*
Cray- Oh. Alright. *walks out of room*
Fresh- *whispers to pj* How do we tell him that we didn't know and he was an accident?
Pj- Later. .-.
~~~
Gradient- PJ, WHERE DID CHILDREN COME FROM?
Pj- IDK, OUR DADS WON'T TELL US ;-;
*Both pj and gradient run over to Error and ink, which are on the couch*
Pj- TIME TO TELL US.
Error- hM?
Gradient and Pj- WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
Ink-...
Error- *GLitches*
Ink- EHEH, I...UH...
Error- *Glances over at ink*
Error- ...UUUUH.
Ink- Look, I don't know how to say this but...uh....
Error-.....*faints from glitching too much*
Ink- E-ERROR??!?!
Error- *PASSED OUT*
Pj- Well, ok then.
Gradient- .-.
~~~
(Desire is Horror and lust's child. Oh boy XD)
Desire- GUYS, WHERE DO KIDS COME FROM?
Horror- ... *Starts laughing like a maniac*
Lust- *EYES TURN TO HEARTS* WELL, SON, IT IS A RATHER BEAUTIFUL PROCESS.
Horror- *Is now on the floor, laughing VERRRRRY hard*
Desire- Hm? What do you mean?
Lust- *Scoots a bit closer to them* Well, I can show you~
Horror- *STABS AXE INTO THEIR RIBCAGE* AHAHAHAHAHAHA, NOT ON MY FUKING WATCH.
Lust- *-9999999999* Why... *COLLAPSES*
Desire-...What?
Horror- *pats Desire on the back* You'll learn when you're older. JUUUUUST don't let anyone SHOW you. EVER.
Desire-uh...okay?
~~~
(If I am wrong, please tell me. I am sure that Abyss Sans is the son of Horror and Killer Sans (not from Meta-Kaz, from 6agentgg9).)
Abyss- Hey. Guys. Tell me how kids are made, so I don't do it.
Horror-...
Killer-...
Horror-hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Killer- They procreate. Did you do your homework, kid?
Abyss-...yeeeeeesss????
Killer- There. It is reproduction. Look it up.
Horror- NAH, WE JUST FEKED.
Killer- *JABS HORROR IN THE RIBS* GOD, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD PARENTS FOR ONCE.
Horror- *COUGHS* WELL, SCREEEEEEEEW THIS. *LEAVES*
Abyss-...I love you guys.
Abyss- And hate you. Screw you all too. *walks away*
Killer- *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH*
~~~
(Kid- Hey Dark, Where do babies come fro-
Dark- *SHOVES A SANDWICH IN THEIR MOUTH*
Dark- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *SWEATS*
Dark- AH HEH HEH HEH HEH... *RUNS*
Kid-?????????)
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Sanscest Crack
RandomBasically, Sanscest ships...On crack. PREPARE. I don't mean to offend anyone in this, or offend anyone because of this. Have some Spaghetti. And enjoy. Note: CREDIT GOES TO ORIGINAL CREATORS AND HISTORY. -This book will be written poorly...
